The LP Beach and Tennis Club

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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Welcome to the LP Beach and Tennis Club home to the "The Great LP Summer Beach Party" where the water if always the right temperature and the sun is always shining.

    Have fun you all will!
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    "Woo-hoo! First on the beach!"

    <---Runs onto the sand barefooted in trunks, spreads towel down, lies down with ankles crossed and hands behind head as gulls call out over the ocean and waves gently lap the wet sand farther down

    "AHHHHHhhhhhhhhh...soakin' up the sun on a hot, sunny day...MMMmmmmm..."

    <---enjoys the peaceful serenity
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    <---gets the Starbucks and Churros stand ready.

    Mocha Frappachino anyone?
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <---picks up megaphone

    "I wouldn't mind me some right nice fruity drink, Ed---thank ya!"

    <---smiles with closed eyes as the sun beats down
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Supplies to pack: Beach towel. Shorts. Water. Snack (apple, cheese, & crackers).

    The trouble is deciding what book to bring. Somehow the Hunter S. Thompson book I'm on right now doesn't seem quite like "beach reading." Maybe the new James Patterson...

    Oh, and is anybody bringing a guitar?
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    (<---has a karaoke machine in his trunk [that is, *car* trunk, not swimmin' trunks, lol])
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Your SUV has a cargo hold, not a trunk!

    **Goes to the bar, under the grass skirt, watches the game, opens up a cooler, kicks back, does NOT fall of bar stool**
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    **reminds Alex the waves are too big to read, your book may get soggy, come under the thatch roof of the bar to keep the slashing off your book**
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    <a href="http://www.tahiti.com/images/htl-prlbeachresort/pr-aitutaki-beach" target="_blank">http://www.tahiti.com/images/h
    tl-prlbeachresort/pr-aitutaki-beach</a>%20bar.jpg

    Just to set the mood

    And look here comes Byron!

    <a href="http://www.suprmchaos.com/wipe-out_100402.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.suprmchaos.com/wipe
    -out_100402.jpg</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Avromark,

    You got it exactly... that's where we are alright!
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Avromark,

    You got it exactly... that's where we are alright!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Someone should help Byron get the Karoake out of his car!

    <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4369142&a=32142322&p=74125064" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/
    j/ViewPhoto?u=4369142&a=32142322&p=74125064</a>

    Look at him parking right on the beach, under the palm tree.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    I don't want to be under a roof! The whole point of going to the beach is to lie out on the sand. There'd better be a nice wide stretch of sand for me to lay my towel on.

    And a karaoke machine is NOT an acceptable substitute for real musical instruments.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    This is what Byron meant by Karoake Machine
    <a href="http://www.realmexicotours.com/images/Beach_Band_Musica_760.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.realmexicotours.com
    /images/Beach_Band_Musica_760.jpg</a>

    The human body is the best machine ever built.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Here's what I've got in mind:
    <a href="http://www.wreckbeach.org/images/tomasito.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.wreckbeach.org/imag
    es/tomasito.jpg</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    (Oops. I posted #15 before I saw #14.)

    Alright! The music's here. Let's get this party started!

    Anybody know the chords for "Barbara Ann"?
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Uh oh Alex started a trend, everyone's reading :p

    <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4369142&a=32142322&p=74125107" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/
    j/ViewPhoto?u=4369142&a=32142322&p=74125107</a>

    The chords are something like this:
    <a href="http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/barbaraa.htm" target="_blank">http://www.guntheranderson.com
    /v/data/barbaraa.htm</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Singing:
    Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-baran
    Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-baran...

    Come on, everybody sing along!
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    late to the party, finding no one here, lights a bonfire, wraps herself in a blanket, grabs some marshmallows to roast while she listens to the waves crash on the shore
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <finding no one here>

    Excuse me?

    If I'm on a warm sandy beach in hot weather in cyberspace, I ain't about to high-tail it *no*where, LOL.
     

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