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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    for single women. This is absolutely hilarious.

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    Remember ladies, do not smudge your escort's hankie with lipstick and don't adjust your girdle in public. Men don't like that.

    I think the only one that still holds true today is Don't pass out because you are drunk.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I like the outraged head waiter in that last shot, fists raised in the air. "Dammit, Gloria! This is the third time this week I've had to call a cab for you!!!"

    Or maybe it's the girl's father. "You got my poor innocent lamb drunk, you weisenheimer you! Some of my boys wanna have a word with you outside."

    Meanwhile, her date, Principal Schmendrake there is making notes in his Little Black Book. This is going on poor Gloria's PERMANENT RECORD. "Two stars: NOT the girl to bring home to mother."
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Truth be told, men don't mind it a bit if women smear a little lipstick on their handkerchiefs. But if you really have to blow your nose, you know, use a Kleenex. It's cold & flu season.
     
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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    What about girdle-adjusting?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I try not to do that on a first date.
     
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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    Good thinking.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    And they Spanx, by the way.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    they're
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Girdles were the birth control women used before there was the pill.
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    "If you need a brassier, wear one" this rule especially applies to the gentleman on the date.
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    I can't stop looking at the photo of the woman sitting in an awkward position. It just cracks me up! I also like the fact that it says "never look bored, even if you are". If you're that bored, do you really care about impressing this dude?!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>If you're that bored, do you really care about impressing this dude?!<<

    This comment is going on your permanent record, Liberty Belle.
     
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    Originally Posted By velo

    "Don't talk while dancing, for WHEN A MAN DANCES HE WANTS TO DANCE!"

    hahaha (yeah, you don't want him to lose his step count)
     

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