Originally Posted By friendofdd Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with Battery. A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. A Freudian slip: when you say one thing, but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory. Unfortunately, it folded. If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons? A hangover: the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? A successful diet: the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana (Groucho). A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. Incongruous: where bills are passed. Pasteurize: too far to see.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda I can't believe you missed this one: The Morton girl and the Energizer Bunny were arrested. They were charged with A salt and battery!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I love all your punny puns! Even when they make me *groan*. LOL But this one just struck me as so funny right now I'm giggling very quietly to myself over here. <<Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana (Groucho).>> Just the whole visual of Groucho saying this.. lol. What great timing he had. - Just like you. Thanks for the smiles fodd.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Last night Lucky the leprachaun, the Trix bunny and Tony the tiger were found dead in their homes! There's a Cereal killer on the loose
