Originally Posted By friendofdd There was once a marauding hedgehog named Norman. Not many people were aware that he didn't work alone; much of the time he was accompanied by Celeste, a giant shark. I didn't realize it myself, until I spent a vacation in the Islands. Unfortunately, I happened to pick a time when both of them were terrorizing the countryside. One day I went down to the beach prepared to do some jogging and maybe ride the waves, when I noticed a palm tree at the shore which had been almost completely devoured, as if by some giant creature. I asked a native whether the tree had been destroyed by Norman or by Celeste, and he asked me why I cared. My response was,... "If Norman ate it I will not run, if Celeste did I will not surf".
Originally Posted By alexbook Gen. William T. Sherman was urged to run for President after the Civil War. His response: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." ("Taking a Sherman" is slang for refusing to consider running for office, as any good political junkie knows.)
Originally Posted By Liberty Belle Ha ... it did take me a moment to get it, but I'm happy to say I did!
Originally Posted By Ursula <Ursula, we can call it taking a Shermie, hahahaha!> Winks at Candice because we have an inside joke now!!!!!
