Originally Posted By Lady Starlight A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" To wich the waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise." Mmmmmwaaaah!! ;-)
Originally Posted By Shiva Ouch!!!! <--for the 2nd time in 2 days removes Mouse ears as a sign of great respect for the lovely Lady S.
