Originally Posted By RoadTrip Everyone knows a few 'groaners' that are so bad they are good (kind of). What are yours? Here is mine: What is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? Frog in a blender. LOL
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost What's hairy and bubbly and scratches on glass? A rat in a microwave!
Originally Posted By markedward Knock knock. Whose there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to hear another bad joke?
Originally Posted By disneydad109 a women asks her husband: If I die will you get married? he tells her I would get lonely ,so i guess i would then she asks would you live in this house? He says well the the house is paid for. she asks would she sleep in our bed? he tells her that the bed is realy comfortable. then she asks would she use my golf cubs? He tells her,No way honey, She's left handed !
Originally Posted By a goofy guy What does FOLK spell? folk What does JOKE spell? joke What does POKE spell? poke What is the white part of an egg called? Egg white (did you say yolk?)
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL These aren't "bad". They are similar to the hilarious ones I use.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Here's one my son came up with, he's a funny kid but until this one he couldn't tell a joke to save his life (like his mom). What's the funniest reptile? The Stand Up Chameleon
Originally Posted By Ursula Two cannibals were eating a fried comedian. One says to the other, "You taste something funny?"
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Funny, I didn't know you could yodel?
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Have you heard about the Lorena Bobbit virus. It turns your hard drive into a three 1/2 inch floppy.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Originally Posted By DAR A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with two eggs over his eyes, two strips of bacon hanging from his ears and a piece of toast in his mouth. He sits down and says "Doc I'm worried about my brother."
