Originally Posted By Rebekah This topic is for discussion of the 3/16/2004 news item <b><a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/" target="_blank">CBS: Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image</a></b> Each week CBS' Late Show with David Letterman allows readers to try their hand at comedy-writing by submitting jokes for their top ten. Last week's contest focus was "Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image"
Originally Posted By actingforanimators Did anybody save this list? I missed it when it was published and it doesn't appear to be retrievable from CBS's site. thanks
Originally Posted By basil fan I'd like to read 'em, too. House of Mouse <a href="http://www15.brinkster.com/wtstsgalor/house.html" target="_blank">http://www15.brinkster.com/wts tsgalor/house.html</a>
Originally Posted By Shooba With thanks to Google.com: Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image 10. Every 3-day pass to Disneyland now includes 24-hour marriage to Britney Spears 9. Changing back to "It's a Small World" from recent "It's a Shizzle Whizzle" 8. Newest reality show: "Who Wants To Schedule Our Prime Time?" 7. Putting Winnie the Pooh on Atkins Diet 6. Chicken sandwiches sold at all Disney theme parks now include only 25% rat 5. Pluto and Goofy wedding cancelled 4. New corporate mantra: "What would Annette Funicello do?" 3. Michael Eisner replaced by A-Rod 2. Cinderella getting breast enhancements and Botox 1. Neutering Goofy <a href="http://americanblogparty.blogs.com/abp/2004/03/101_damnations__1.html" target="_blank">http://americanblogparty.blogs .com/abp/2004/03/101_damnations__1.html</a>
Originally Posted By basil fan Thanks. They weren't as funny as I expected. Kuzco, Disney's Bad Boy Hero <a href="http://www15.brinkster.com/wtstsgalor/kuzco.html" target="_blank">http://www15.brinkster.com/wts tsgalor/kuzco.html</a>
