Originally Posted By monorailblue Fresh off the unparallelled success of the "DISNEY PARKS" generic logo program, Walt Disney Company officials announced today that DISNEYLAND will be the first "DISNEY PARK" to join the new "DISNEY CHARACTERS" generic logo initiative. "We are please to launch this company-wide logo and image to use for all our Guests' favorite DISNEY CHARACTERS experiences," said invented Disneyland spokesperson Fennel R. Plinkyplink. "We know that our Guests will all enjoy our newest venture, '"it's a small world" featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS', which joins our existing DISNEY CHARACTERS offerings." Plinklyplink continued, "In order to synergize with the DISNEY CHARACTERS logo and theme, all Disneyland dark rides are being 'rechristened' as follows: "Disney's Peter Pan's Flight featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS, "Disney's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS, "Disney's Alice's Adventure in Wonderland featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS, "Disney's Snow White's Scary Adventure featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS, and "Disney's Pinocchio's Daring Journey featuring DISNEY CHARACTERS." Plinkyplink indicates that the DISNEY CHARACTERS logo will soon be deployed company-wide on a wide variety of assorted souvenirs, including disposable coasters, mechanical pencil lead refills, and recyclable DISNEY CHARACTERS gloves. This merchandise is being prepared for resale at all DISNEY PARKS, on the Disney cruise line, at all remining Disney Stores. "In order to enhance the shopping experience, all merchandise at all locations will be identical," Plinkyplink assured. All outdated merchandise will be immediately retired. "The DISNEY CHARACTERS initiative will be as thrilling for our Guests as the DISNEY PARKS initiave has been. I'm sure of that," chortled Silas Figblotter, non-WDI representative. ************ What do you ya'll think? I think this is as great an idea as any I've seen lately. mb
Originally Posted By monorailblue When asked why Plinklyplink didn't mention "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" when listing Disneyland's dark rides, Plinklyplink replied, "What's that? Do we have that?"
Originally Posted By oc_dean oh my god .. i'm crying .. i really am. that is so frikin funny .. i can't stop crying/laughing!
Originally Posted By oc_dean Here .. I have one addition to your "PR" piece ......... "We are all about our characters! - RIGHT TO OUR DEATH!"
Originally Posted By oc_dean Hey Monorailblue ... can you do me a favor dude .. and ask Plinklyplink that in the spirit of those FABULOUS DISNEY CHARACTER BREAKFASTS ... that it would be .. well .. just fabulous to have the following throughout the DISNEY'S DISNEYLAND PARK to include: Disney's Character 2nd Breakfast Disney's Character 11zees Disney's Character Lunch Disney's Character Afternoon Tea Disney's Character Dinner Extravaganza Disney's Character Dessert Blowout See .... it's most important .. because I can't breath unless there's a character something or other every 25 feet I walk in the park. Okay? Now please be a good man and give Fennel Plinkyplink a phone call. THANK YOU
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 Disney's Character Afternoon Tea<< They already did that and unfortunately got rid of it. Awhile back they had a Mary Poppin's Tea at Paradise Pier and it was an unforgettable experience. My wife and I still lament the fact that it has gone away.
