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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Here's a question for you gentleman. Your daughter informs you she's going on a date but wants you to pick who she goes with, the doorbell rings, there are two suitors there to pick here up. The two are: Kevin Federline and Ron Jeremy. You have to let her pick one, who do you chose?
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <---just had to Google "Ron Jeremy"
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    And Chris, the is the 2nd Apostrophe Offense you've committed this week. You're lookin' at some serious jail time, pal.

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Well, as a mom, I'd say Ron Jeremy. At least he has a job.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Although his nickname "The Hedgehog" begs me to reconsider.
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    I wouldn't chose either one for my daughters. They are both ego fired celebs. and could not possible be good enough for my little girls.

    I'd ask her to stay in and watch reruns of Scrubs with me and wait for someone that was worthy of her. Maybe we could go out and get a McRib and frolic in the snow that we don't have yet. (praise be) Anything would be better.

    If she was just out for the money then Kevin would be fine. Short marriage, big alimony.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <Maybe we could go out and...frolic in the snow>

    !

    Has the spirit of the winter season pierced the stony heart of our Grouchyernmost??

    :-D
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<Your daughter informs you she's going on a date but wants you to pick who she goes with, the doorbell rings, there are two suitors there to pick here up. The two are: Kevin Federline and Ron Jeremy.>>

    "Sorry; Rachel's not feeling well tonight. Maybe try calling her in a year or two."
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    If you have not seen Bad Boys 2 ... rent it.

    THAT is exactly how I am going to handle the first date thing. Rent it, you will understand once you get to that part.

    It's worth watching for that scene alone.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>had to Google "Ron Jeremy"<<

    um.... er.... uh..... : X

    >>Ron Jeremy. At least he has a job.<<

    This thread is killing me.

    : X
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    <This thread is killing me.

    : X >
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Boiled Custard.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Feet on Car Dashboards.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    "The Facts of Life"
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Barney
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    'zat better, Mr. 2oonMan?

    0:)
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Are you boys aware of how a double barreled shotgun works?
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_Pongo

    In light of recent posts here I felt compelled to investigate the particulars and make my own camparisson between Ron Jeremy and Kevin Federline.

    Well ahem... the results go like this...

    Kevin Federline didn't show me nothin, and Ron Jeremy could learn a thing or two from yours truly.
    ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    LOL! Good one!
     
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