Originally Posted By lil_kim2005 Adapted from Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart Feel free to add to the list. This has probably been done before and my only excuse is boredom. Things to do at Disneyland when you're bored Disclaimer: Do NOT do these, like, ever! Agree? Yes? No? Just take note that this is all a joke and should not be taken seriously. Okay, go! 1. Challenge a CM selling light sabers to a duel. Put on an elaborate display. Start monologuing once light saber is no longer within grasp of CM. 2. Climb up the outside of It's a Small World and set the clock back 2 hours. When the park closes and it's "only 10:00" according to Small World time, gather up guests and WHINE. 3. Buy several Dole whips. Throw at passing Disney villains. 4. Walk up to a CM and tell him, "I think we have a Code U in the Starcade" and see what happens 5. Pour Mickey mints onto the moving walkway in Haunted Mansion and explain to the CM that you're warding off vampires 6. Eat the cheese in Minnie's fridge. 7. Set up a tent next to Pooh's Corner in Critter Country and tell others you'll only invited them in if they bring pillows from Tinkerbell's Toy Shoppe 8. Look right into the security cameras on Splash Mountain and use them as mirrors while picking your nose 9. Dart around suspiciously, Kronk-style, while humming Night on Bald Mountain 10. While handling guns at the Frontierland Shooting Exposition, ask the CM if they know where the antidepressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 11. In the Mad Hatter store, practice your Madonna look using different sized Princess hats 12. Hide in a clothing rack in Adventureland with a rubber snake wrapped around your neck. When people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!" 13. Splash people after the drop on Splash Mountain. When a CM comes over the loudspeaker and tells you to stop, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!" 14. After one complete round on the Sun Wheel, yell to a CM really loudly, "Hey! we're out of toilet paper in here!" 15. Get a friend of the opposite gender to go walk onto Casey Jr. Circus Train with you and have a fight like you're a breaking up/divorcing couple. Put lots of INTERSTING things in. Don't end the fight until two minutes after the ride is over. 16. Get a friend of the SAME gender and repeat number 15. 17. Pick up a plastic toy Princess cell phone in the Star Trader and have a conversation on it. Act dramatic: start to cry, and scream in a very high-pitched voice, "WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME, BELLE?!" 18. Go up to Aladdin and Jasmine and start yelling and getting angry at one of them for cheating on you. 19. Run up to a CM (preferrably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him, "I need some tampons!" 20. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in Mr. Toad's mouth 21. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling, "Red Rover, Red Rover!" 22. Take up all of the Star Trader by setting up a battlefield of Clones vs. Jedis. Scream at people exiting Star Tours so that they don't trample over your battle. 23. Marco Polo... Rivers of America. Need I say more? 24. Set up a Valet Stroller Parking sign outside of Dumbo the Flying Elephant. 25. Drag a chair from the Village Haus all the way into the line for Big Thunder. Don't move for five minutes and accuse others behind you who are trying to move the line along of "budging." When five minutes is over (it must be PRECISELY five minutes) run to your next spot in the line. 26. Hold Pluto toy robot races 27. Relax in the golden teacup outside of the Mad Tea Party until you're told to leave. 28. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired (Class of 2006) CMs if there are any in stock, ex. "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 29. Sit in the Toady car outside of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Grab the steering wheel and stare straight ahead. Make dramatic put-put, vroom, and screeching noises. Do so for 20 minutes. 30. Hold a banister-sliding competition with a friend at the Gallery in New Orleans Square.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk I think it would be fun to go dressed as a character. Like the kids do at Halloween!
Originally Posted By wonderingalice I already do # 20... ...A bright, shiny quarter every time I ride.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd An few hours of valet stroller parking outside of Dumbo would probably pay for your ticket for the day.
Originally Posted By Ursula I make fun of some of the shoes that people wear. Come on, people. It's Disneyland. You will be walking. A lot. Why did you pick today to break in those kitten heels? No one wants to see your bleeding feet or the way you walk funny after two hours.
Originally Posted By Elderp #31 For me was when I went up to the Ice Queen and said "Long Live King Peter!" Funny part is she totally played the part and ended up killing one of the handlers for letting me talk to her.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck >>>>>11. In the Mad Hatter store, practice your Madonna look using different sized Princess hats<<<<< Ummmmm....I've done this.....I mean I know someone that has - yeah that's it!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "28. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired (Class of 2006) CMs if there are any in stock, ex. "Do you have any Shnerples here?"" While funny and all, just remember that we need those newbies! Don't give them excuses to quit!
Originally Posted By JazzCat That's okay, Iluv, we'll just do it to you! Those are way too funny BTW!
Originally Posted By trekkeruss Anyone here seen or remember seeing a site by a "kat" named Gone Gasser? Unfortunately, I can only find incomplete parts of the old site, but here is the entrance page... it's funny from today's perspective: <a href="http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/baccarach/695/important.html" target="_blank">http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/ baccarach/695/important.html</a>
