Originally Posted By teddibubbles FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute, large-breasted nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, a golf course, and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. Amen.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad I have returned to this post trying to find a silver lining... the best I can do is to say: Well, atleast men know what they want and aren't too damanding.
