Originally Posted By Wasillababe Gosh, our trip was fun, ya know. We got a chance to visit Disney World, and gosh our trip was fun, ya know. My husband was able to get some time off from his job as a fisherman, and from his job as a snowmobile instructor, and from his job as a pipeline inspector, and from his job as a satellite dish installer, and from his job as a substitute shop teacher, and from ... well lets just say he took some time off. And I - well, gosh, my job pays me an extra $1030 every day I'm NOT at work, so of course its easy for me to get away. We got a family suite at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. Gosh, it was nice, ya know. As soon as we got there I said "I can see Africa from my room!" Our kids, Basketball, Valdez, Spruce, Evinrude, and Algebra were so darned excited. Of course Valdez is, god bless her, working on her own little family, so she couldn't ride those big old coasters, ya know. But gosh, we had fun. Did you know Disney World has an oil ride? Gosh, it was just like being home. We went on that one four times. Ya know, that Ellen is so gosh darned funny. A shame she, you know, turned, you know, that way. We didn't go to World Showcase, because we don't have passports, and I think you have to get a lot of shots. Disney World has a whole Disney World about animals, and gosh, that was fun, ya know. But I do have to warn you, it must not have been hunting season in Florida, because our driver got real worked up, ya know, when we did what any red blooded family does around that much game. I had my Beretta 391, nothing fancy, just a nice little traveling shotgun for the purse. Let's just say I didn't make that mistake again, don't ya know. The walk through attractions don't have as many cast members around, so its open season there. And Disney's Animal World had a real nice ride about the dinosaurs, where you get to go back in time and help Noah save the dinosaurs from the Flood. Gosh, it was fun, ya know. We didn't get to the real Disney World, the Magic Kingdom. Ya know, the Bible says that magic is bad. So we didn't want to go there. Plus, that place is full of princesses and fairies, and, well, ya know, we're still not too sure about our oldest, and we don't want to take any chances on him turning, well, you know, ya know. Besides, we wanted to wait to see the Hall of Presidents until ... well, gosh, I don't want to give away too much. They also have a Disney World about movies. Gosh, that was fun, ya know. We saw a show with Indiana Jones. Gosh, what a maverick. And a show with the Little Mermaid. Gosh, what a maverick. And prettier that Indiana Jones. Ya know, that Ariel could almost be second runner up in a beauty contest if she did a little work - got those teeth capped, shaved a little bit of bone of those shoulders, injected a little something into those lips, and did something about those junior sized clamshells, don't ya know. Gosh, she was pretty. For a non-beauty queen. Oh, but don't expect to see the real actors. We looked all day to see the actor who played Mr. Incredible in that movie. We never saw him. I'd have liked to have met him. What a maverick. And, gosh, I think the E.T. ride must have been closed, ya know. Gosh, our trip was fun, ya know.
Originally Posted By magnet Maverick. You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Originally Posted By friendofdd That is a funny report by the "Delaware Dude", but I do wish he would get the proper first person gender right before plagerizing.
