Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: It's like this. I got this friend back in Morva who wishes she'd never laid eyes on the bumb she ended up with. They was plannin' a trip ta Walt Dizzy World but she don't wanna go with the jerk, less'n she can git a divorce as part 'n parcel a the package. Anybody out there know if they have a place on Dizzy property ya can git yerself unhitched???
Originally Posted By SuperDry I've certainly seen couples that would probably be better off that way based on how they treated each other at WDW.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: Indeed! Just last week my sisters and I witnessed a man yelling at his wife in front of their two little girls because he didn't like the fact that she bought their hot dogs from Casey's Corner instead of some other place. It was embarrassing to have to over-hear such an outburst. We were waiting for the Electrical parade to start and there wasn't any place else to move to on such short notice or we would have certainly escaped such verbal abuse. ORGOCH: Yeah, then after all that belly achin' the jerk goes ahead gulps down the dang hot dog like there was no tamorra!
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA That's a cool idea. Right next to the white wedding pavilion, WDW could have a villain themed divorce pavilion. You choose what female and male villain you'd like to see presiding over the ceremony. Gaston and Maleficent? You're on. Stromboli and Ursula? Not a problem. Jafar and Cinderella's Stepmother? Yep! It's all part of Walt Disney World's "Divorceland" pavilion.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- still chucking over the image of Stromboli officiating a divorce ceremony. It'd be awesome.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Almost...one trip with the X back a few years ago was like traveling with a zombie. I have a picture of her sitting on the ferry looking like she just got out of a bad tax audit. Some folk just refuse to be happy.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: I know what you mean, Goofyernmost, duckling. And your ideas are just what we need, Jim in Merced, CA, duckling. ORWEN: But we also have to give credit to you, too, tashajilek, duckling. It was YOUR topic about getting married at WDW that inspired this one. We owe you a big hug!
Originally Posted By SuperDry <<< You choose what female and male villain you'd like to see presiding over the ceremony. >>> I have a better idea: each spouse gets to pick the villain their soon-to-be-ex most resembles, and through WDI magic, the spouse appearing as the villain meets their demise, and you get a souvenir DVD to relive the moment whenever you like.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA I remember taking a girlfriend to Disneyland for her first visit ever. About 40 minutes into the visit -- she's very sad looking and sort of moping around -- we were in line for Space Mountain, and just as we round that corner to look out into the load area, she whispers in a breathless panic... 'i have to get out of here...' I responded with, 'what? why?' 'i feel like i'm being led to my death' I'm thinking, oh-frickin-brother, this chick is too much. So, we leave the line via the Chicken Exit -- walk around a bit more, had lunch somewhere I think, and end of leaving after about 2 hours. That was -- as the saying goes -- the beginning of the end for that girlfriend. What a head case!
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I got married before WDW opened. I didn't have the chance to do a park run ahead of time. California was too far away and back then respectable ladies didn't travel unmarried with a man cross country. There was no test available back then.
Originally Posted By fkurucz <<< You choose what female and male villain you'd like to see presiding over the ceremony. >>> FWIW, I don't think there is such a "ceremony", at least not in the legal sense of the word.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA <FWIW, I don't think there is such a "ceremony", at least not in the legal sense of the word.> Right. FWIW, Stromboli and Ursula aren't real characters either.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I can speak for Stromboli, but I've personally met Ursula, and she is a real character.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: I'd divorce ya, my own dang self, if'n I was married ta ya an' ya took me on that dang thing. Never did like it. 'Course I don't like what they went 'n replaced it with neither!!!
Originally Posted By Mr X ***'i have to get out of here...' I responded with, 'what? why?' 'i feel like i'm being led to my death' I'm thinking, oh-frickin-brother, this chick is too much. So, we leave the line via the Chicken Exit*** <---would've pointed out the chicken exit to her, and remained in line.
