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    Originally Posted By PROPHET88

    Rejoyce! The powerful one known as "Zoltare" will once again grace this board with his divine presence Oct. 22 to answer your burning question about life. Notice I said "question", as in singular.
    Please do not ask the Great One more than one for he is a foregiving soul but does not like it when people take advantage of his generosity.

    Thank you for your support.
     
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    Originally Posted By PROPHET88

    I have just been informed that for those of you who feel intimidated by the great Zoltare may address him as "Nelson", the one true name that he answered to during his days as a mortal.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    OK Nelson... who will win the Democratic nomination in 2016?
     
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    Originally Posted By PROPHET88

    I'm not even the Great One and I know the answer. You ask the obvious, RoadTrip.

    I hope a question like yours will not be indicative of the questions that will ultimately go before Zoltare.

    Hillary Clinton will be the next US president and expect her running mate to come from a southern state.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    I would have said that too a year ago. But the popularity of Elizabeth Warren has been increasing. Everyone thought Hillary would be the candidate in 2008 too.
     
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    Originally Posted By PROPHET88

    Please note that I have authorization from the Great One to continue this dialogue.

    The American people collectively have grown tired of the sitting president who has alienated the die hard liberals and continues to frustrate a nice chunk of moderates. This trend of executivec second term disillusionmemt should be expected in the modern day political arena no matter which party occupies the White House. (The conservative factions do not factor since
    irrespective of the current administration's behavior their mission was to be a political thorn and attempt to block, embarrass, impede at every turn).

    Warren: any hope for a nomination hinges on how effectively she can distance herself from President Obama whose approval ratings are commensurate with modern day second terms, meaning low. She will suffer from name recognition as well.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    Here's one: how is it the Great One's designated Prophet doesn't know how to spell "rejoice?"

    Ooooh - did I blow my one question, when I could have found out the meaning of life and stuff?

    I hate when that happens.

    Heeheeheeheeeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeheeheeheeheeheeheee...
     
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    Originally Posted By oc_dean

    >>The powerful one known as "Zoltare" will once again grace this board with his divine presence Oct. 22 to answer your burning question about life. <<

    Beaumandy is back?
    Jonvn?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    From an exotic, mysterious name like Zoltare to the rather pedestrian Nelson? Everybody's downsizing.
     
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    Originally Posted By skinnerbox

    LOL, 2oony!!
     

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