Ho, Ho, Ho... WHOMP!

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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/19/santa.knocked.out.ap/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/
    19/santa.knocked.out.ap/index.html</a>

    I'm ALMOST ashamed to admit me, but as a Three Stooges fan I laughed when I read this. *L*

    It's sad, really... That someone would do that to poor ol' Santa (no matter how young he is. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    "admit me" where, exactly?? DOH!

    "admit IT" if you please... :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Nothing like stepping up and admitting your problems wAnderingalice. ;>
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    Oh fine... Like YOU should talk! ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Wait. This is too weird.

    The force of the object knocked him unconscious and gave him a concussion. And it blackened BOTH of his eyes. That suggests that it was large in mass and heavy and thrown at close range from directly in front of him.

    How could that go unnoticed?

    This story is reported as "weird news." I'd love to hear more factual details about the incident and the investigation.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Perhaps there was a little inter-department rivalry over who got to play Santa this year.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    I57... Maybe he bruises easily. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Without going into too much detail, I've hit more than a few people about the face (well, okay, it was job related) and they bruised under both eyes, for whatever reason. The human body, go figure.

    And I don't know if it's any correlation, but I tackled someone once and took the brunt of the fall on my left elbow. Some way, somehow, I ended up with a fracture of my left forearm. The human body, go figure.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>Wait. This is too weird.

    The force of the object knocked him unconscious and gave him a concussion. And it blackened BOTH of his eyes. That suggests that it was large in mass and heavy and thrown at close range from directly in front of him.

    How could that go unnoticed?<<

    <--- appears as David Caruso....

    Because no one, my friend,
    <---(removes sunglasses)
    noticed that Frosty the Snowman was missing his left eye. An eye made of a heavy block of coal. Frosty lowered his silk hat and thumpity-thump-thumped out of the area very quickly during all the confusion.

    I think he should be questioned when he returns. He'll be back again some day.
    <---(Puts shades back on)
    And we'll.... be ready for him.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    A cold case... Or not!
     

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