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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    We all know a few descriptions for a really stupid person. I want to gather them all here in this thread for future use by all LP'ers. You will be performing an invaluable service by contributing to this thread.

    Really.

    I will start off with a couple...

    Lights are on but nobody's home.

    Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

    Next??
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    NOT the sharpest crayon in the box.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    OMG, LOL! I know *way* too many of these! ;-P

    a brick short of a full load

    a sandwich short of a picnic

    not the brightest bulb in the package

    not the sharpest knife in the drawer

    not the sharpest tool in the shed

    I could go on and on but I've already hogged enough. LOL.

    (I really don't regularly demean people but I work with a bunch of serious smart alecks. LOL.)
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    (Why do I *know* some of these will be used against me later? LOL!)
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Not all of the torches are lit.

    Missing an oar.

    A few eggs short of a dozen.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<(Why do I *know* some of these will be used against me later? LOL!)>>

    Nah... never. I'll whup anyone who tries. ;-)

    A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    >>Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
    A few peas short of a casserole
    A few buttons missing on my remote control
    A few fries short of a Happy Meal
    I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel<<

    There's more, but I'd just end up quoting the whole lyric and get adminned for violating copyright, so check it out:
    "Genius in France," by "Weird Al" Yankovic
    <a href="http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/geniusinfrance.html" target="_blank">http://www.com-www.com/weirdal
    /geniusinfrance.html</a>

    What makes it truly surreal is that the music is a parody of a Frank Zappa song.
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    swimmin' in the shallow end of the gene pool
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    an oldie but goodie

    Not running on all cylinders
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Vint on "Mama's Family": "Mama, it doesn't take a doctor to see that Aunt Effie's porch light has gone out!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    dumber than a box of rocks
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    dumber than a bag o'hammers.

    like water off a rock.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    <<Chickie: Why do I *know* some of these will be used against me later? LOL!)>>

    <<RoadTrip: Nah... never. I'll whup anyone who tries. ;-)>>

    Ahhh, thanks, man. You, my friend, are as good as gold. :)
     
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    Originally Posted By trekkeruss

    Makes Paul Pressler look like a genius.
     
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    Originally Posted By AladdinAZ

    One monkey short of a barrel.
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Somewhere a village is missing an idiot.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Did you mother have any children that lived?
     
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    Originally Posted By deadmentellnotales

    a few cans shy of a six pack
    lights are on but nobodies home
    your brain gears must be stripped
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    His hair didn't fall out, it fell in and clogged his brain!
     
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    Originally Posted By dr jones

    A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
     
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