How many LP members does it take?

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    Originally Posted By bloona

    I just saw this on another message board I go on, I though you might like it too;



    How many LP members does it take to change a lightbulb?


    One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammatical errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

    Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    Thirt een to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

    One to reply almost immediately saying "First Post !!!!!!"

    One to reply with a perfectly labeled scale diagram of how to change a light bulb correctly.

    One to make a comment about the upcoming Microsoft Digital Lightbulb Management 2007 SP2 RGE.

    Two to suggest that Apple lightbulbs are superior.

    Seventy-five to start a massive off-topic Apple vs Microsoft flamewar.

    One hundred and seventy-eight to respond at various times saying "Troll!!"
    "OMG TROLL!"
    "LOL" "Don't Feed The Troll!!", etc...

    AND

    One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again!
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    one to post how his socks seem to glow under the new lights.
     
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    Originally Posted By u k fan

    One to post "Lighbulb (Light Bulb) Changing Dalmatians"!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    One to comment about how at their recent WDW quality check WDW has not been changing their lightbulbs.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    ROFL!! Love this, bloona!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    At least 3 to post on how the quality of lightbulbs has declined shockingly over the last 20 years.
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    lol, good isnt it?

    I should have lied and said I made it up....drat, too late now.
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    That was priceless!
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    also one to post 10000 pictures of said lightbulb (ala darkbeer,lol)
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Need I point out that you should switch fro incandescent lamps to compact fluorescent to save the environment?
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    fro = from.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    One to bring up the humorous ironic fact that this was posted here 2 or 3 years ago. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    I thought I saw something similar, I wasnt sure if it was about a light bulb.lol
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    This thread is so TRUE!!! We are so predictable. LOL....
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    << I wasnt sure if it was about a light bulb>>

    Actually, I think *that* one was about a "lightbulb".

    :p
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    ^^ very good...lol

    but I beg to differ....lmao
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    One poster to say that they had that lightbulb first, before anyone else, ever.
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    Groundhog day!
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    ^^^one of my favorite holidays.
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    do you exchange light bulbs on that holiday?
     

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