Originally Posted By DAR The first was a few weeks ago walking back to the car with a group of people after the Wisconsin game, whether or not the consumption of adult beverages was involved is a mystery. But I fell flat on my face. I sprained my knee and had a huge bruise. Plus I pulled a muscle in my chest. Last night at halftime of the Packer game(adult beverages weren't involved)I go out to my shed to get my Christmas lights so I can begin the fun task of untangling them. So it's dark and rainy(real smart I know) and I open the shed and it's raised a little so there's this ramp to get inside. I grab the bag with lights in them and suddenly I'm airborne. WHAM!!! Right down on back and arm. I just sat there for about a minute while the rain poured down on me. Let's just say I'm a little sore again.
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Oh my goodness, DAR. You must be more careful. Take care of those bumps and bruises.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Obviously this is a sign that you need to avoid football games. Hope you are recovering well.
Originally Posted By JazzCat Obviously I'm not the only klutz on LP. I tripped over a telephone cord on Sunday in my kitchen and by knees are pretty banged up~especially my left one.
Originally Posted By DAR Just to let everyone know, I'm hanging up the outdoor lights after work. So that should be an adventure.
Originally Posted By avromark <<Obviously I'm not the only klutz on LP. I tripped over a telephone cord on Sunday in my kitchen and by knees are pretty banged up~especially my left one.>> I manage to do that with cordless phones. I prefer Man U for my footy club
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <So it's dark and rainy(real smart I know)> Coming this spring to LP, it's DAR, starring in "Real Smart". (Psst, "Get Smart", get it? harrr!) Oh sure, the lights are on easily...be careful when ya take 'em off. Rachel nearly fell to her death from a NY apartment building balcony when she tried on a season 1 episode of "Friends". And dude, all this fallin' down, maybe your shoes are the problem? Come see me and I'll get you some really good ones at a special discount on a day when I'm in the store. It wouldn't surprise me if maybe you wear your shoes on the wrong feet, or someone else's shoes that are henceforth quite ill-fitting. After all, if you've gone about 30 years thinkin' your name is "Damon", obviously somethin' ain't quite right in your Yankee sometimes-back'ards-cap-wearin' head. (((BUDDY HUGS to Chris)))
