Originally Posted By chickendumpling If I were a sock puppet, I would be Big Giant Head and model myself after The Great Oz and say lots of funny things all the time. And I'd always laugh at all of 2oony's jokes.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees ...I'd be Argyle of Ankleville. I'd be worn with fine denim and keep in step with time...and Newsweek.
Originally Posted By DlandJB When you drive in to Hollywood on the 101 from the 5 you pass a residence called "Castle Argyle." Perhaps that is where all the sockpuppets live!
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA The title sounds like it should be sung to the tune of 'Time in a Bottle' by Jim Croce. If I were a sock puppet loser The first thing that I'd like to do Is to bug everyone on the Laughing Place website until they're all tired of you.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA ^^^That didn't work out like I wanted it to. If I were a sock puppet loser The first thing that I'd like to do Is to bug everyone on the Laughing Place website until they get sick of it too.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros If I were a sock puppet...I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land?
