Originally Posted By NJFIREGUY Please List your signs of the Disney Apocalypse 1.) Haunted Mansion goes down For Rehab to Include an Eddie Murphy Animatronic 2.) They Install Fast Pass For Dumbo 3.) They allow Bums to Play one String guitars and beg for money at the boardwalk (to make it more like atlantic city) 4.) Disney Purchases the Rights to "Dora the Explorer" and Immidiately begins Rehabing El Rio Di Timepo 5.) Disney announces "Wed Wey People Mover: The Movie" 6.) DTD Opens a Jasmine Themed Strip Club Called "unveiled" 7.) You Win and "Exclusive Private VIP tour of Walt Disney World. Only to find out the guide you will spend your whole trip with is "STACY" and shes been drinking Espresso! 8.) Raven Simone on Celebrity Fit Club 9.) They are selling "Stitch Nacho Burp spray" in the gift shop 10.) you shell out 20 bucks for "Stitch Nacho Burp Spray" 11.) you actually bought " A Cheetalicious Christmas" after see the Cheeta girls on the Chrsitmas Parade 12.) They Take Down an E Ticket and put up a Playground (oops too late) (see 20k) Ok your turn
Originally Posted By WALT DISNEY WORLD Raven Simone on Celebrity Fit Club They Install Fast Pass For Dumbo i did not know that youre right poor disney
Originally Posted By RokNRollaCosta Disney opens "hotels" with varying themes, like music and sports, and to decorate the facades use items like oversized bowling pins... i know, only in my craziest dreams, right?
Originally Posted By LuvDatDisney Hmmm ... let's see... where to start ...Disney will just pay lip service to exceeding guest expectations, they'll let their parks get dirty, their attractions stale and their merchandise generic. They'll put selling timeshares over maintaining resorts. They'll hire anyone who walks in off the street. They'll cutback anything and everthing in an effort to milk every last penny out of their guests and cast. They'll accept that good enough really is ... and they'll forget about the Disney Legacy they were entrusted with carrying on. Gee, that sound an awful lot like the WDW of the past decade.
Originally Posted By Labuda " They Install Fast Pass For Dumbo i did not know that youre right poor disney " That was a joke, just like every other item on his list.
Originally Posted By Disneymom443 I have a small child and have you ever stood in line for Dumbo? The waite is pretty long. Those of us with small kids may even agree with me. Maybe a joke about a fastpass for Dumbo but it would help.
Originally Posted By vbdad55 Dumbo has such a low capacity -- FP would not help at all.... 1/ You replace an E- ticket with a playground in the middle of Fantasyland( save me your timelines including a grassy knoll) - and some people buy into it 2/ Character experiences run amuk go to a whole new level....now charging for bus rides because characters are on them too ( but it includes a 5 x 7 )
Originally Posted By wdwfiend97 LOL Funny so far... Here we go... 1. Every ride gets a cheap, unoriginal sequel of itself to match it's movie counterparts. 2. You have to count the hidden Eisners instead of Mickeys as his last and most cruel prank before leaving the company. 3. An eticket based on "Home on the Range" with cow poo smell throughout the ride and Rosanne's voice shreiking in the headrests.....ughhhhhhhh 4. Removing all the water from both TL and BB and replacing it with Beverly, so you have no choice but to drink it. 5. All the princess characters are replaced by hairy men in drag. 6. Free admission and fastpass priveleges for 50 Brazilian tourist groups with megaphones Day appears on park schedules. 7. Flash Mountain becomes a reality, but only overweight guys can ride. 8. Strollers come equipped with spikes and spinning blades to mow down all in their way. 9. Britney Spears ... Mousketeer to white trash mother of the year opens in place of One Man's Dream 10. And last but not least, come eat at the spinning neon pink restaurant on the top of the epcot wand... If anyone from WDW Imagineering is reading... these are NOT SUGGESTIONS!!! just having some fun LOL
Originally Posted By beamerdog >>3.) They allow Bums to Play one String guitars and beg for money at the boardwalk (to make it more like atlantic city)<< I thought for sure you were going to post about the lady playing the keyboard with her tongue with the baby on her back --okay, that's not really funny if you had seen it... They replace all the real animals in DAK with animatronics. They replace all the countries' restaurants in epcot with fast food versions, taco bell, pizza hut, danish, eggrolls and shiskabob from those metal carts...
Originally Posted By avromark I guess Canada gets a Tim Hortons huh? They turn off all the water fountains, to force you to purchase churros They install ENRON the ride Epcot hosts Teacher of the Year They add a surcharge at every attraction you go to
Originally Posted By Lake Nona >>I guess Canada gets a Tim Hortons huh?<< They took out the Beaver Tails @ Canada Pavillion. What's up next, rrroll up the rim to win? PS NO MOLSON CANADIAN ALSO!
Originally Posted By avromark Umm no one actually drinks blue or canadian or export... Now everyone drinks Laker cuz it's cheap. Except for me, I don't drink beer.
Originally Posted By NJFIREGUY >>I thought for sure you were going to post about the lady playing the keyboard with her tongue with the baby on her back --okay, that's not really funny if you had seen it...<< I saw her once it was too sad to make fun of even for me
Originally Posted By mickey_ring On the Atlantic City theme, Donald Trump will take over three places on Disney's BoardWalk, then every couple of months he will announce that they are either in or out of bankruptcy.
