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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    From CareerBuilder.com:

    >>If you tend to suffer from a lack of punctuality, you're not alone. One-in-ten workers -- 13 percent -- say they arrive late to work at least once a week and 24 percent say they arrive late at least once a month.

    What are the biggest causes of workplace tardiness? Here's what workers said:

    - Twenty-seven percent of workers blamed traffic.

    - Ten percent pointed to getting their kids ready for school or day care.

    - Eleven percent said falling back asleep was the main culprit.

    - Other popular reasons: forgetting something at home, feeling sick and misplacing house or car keys.

    One-in-five admit to making up fake excuses to explain their tardiness. Hiring managers provided the following 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:

    1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.

    2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.

    3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.

    4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

    5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.

    6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

    7. I ran over a goat.

    8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

    9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

    10. I wet my pants and went home to change.<<

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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    How fitting, I'm sittin' at home right now and am going into work late at my leisure. lol (but I called ahead of time---that's the Angel TDG in me). Just stayed up too late and had a restless night of sleep.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    What's so fake about #9? That could happen. It's rather unnerving.


    Yes! I confess! That actually happened to me except it wasn't a bee it was a yellow jacket. *sheepish*
     

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