Originally Posted By friendofdd (Works best with a british accent) A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look." The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try. So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door. "That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?" "It's easy," replies the pedestrian,... "I'm wearing khaki trousers."
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Don't laugh at me, but I don't get it. And I'm not even a blonde...
Originally Posted By smedley LOOOOOOL I so love friendofdd's jokes, and I got it immediately as I have the accent in my brain LOL!
Originally Posted By TXDISNEYNERD I didn't get it at first either. I had to read it a couple of times before I went oohh. I guess I could have read it once and just read Lady Starlight's comment.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS And here I had something dirty in mind and didn't even get the "KKKAAA KEY" part.
Originally Posted By Tinkeroon I didn't get it either... until I said "khaki" with a New England accent in my mind. Then of course, I got to do the whole eye roll thing. Duh!