Originally Posted By ToonKirby What a slow day at work can produce - Take a drink every time: Opening: (boom) "LOST". One of Hurley's numbers is used. Kate's hair gets in her eyes. Sawyer's hair gets in his eyes. Walt talks about his dog. Claire talks about her baby. Rose talks about her husband. Charlie talks about his band. There is a polar bear sighting. Sayid fixes something. Hurley says "dude". Desmond says "brother". Anybody says "The Others". Sawyer calls somebody by a nick name. Sawyer calls somebody by their real name (rare, so take 2 drinks). Locke talks about destiny. Jack shakes his head. Boone fails miserably at a manly act. Sun does something that pisses Jin off. There's a musical montage at the end of an episode. Michael yells, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!" Gilligan wrecks the castaways' chance at getting off the island that week. Kate stares longingly at her toy airplane. Sawyer stares longingly at his hate letter. Sayid stares longingly at his picture of the woman he loves. Charlie stares longingly at his Virgin Mary statuette. Anybody sits on the beach and stares longingly out at the ocean. Matthew Fox is forced to wear another hideously bad wig. Shannon scoffs. Ana Lucia sneers. Walt speaks backwards. Somebody speaks to Jin even though they know he doesn't understand English. Jin speaks to somebody even though he knows they don't understand Korean. Rousseau aims a rifle at somebody. Palm trees fall over. Someone has a hallucination. Whispering is heard in the jungle. Jeff Probst says: "The Tribe has spoken". You see one character in another unrelated character's flashback. Jack's dad is drunk. Randy shows up as somebody's co-worker. Kate volunteers to investigate something. Shannon lays out for a tan. Hurley listens to his Walkman. Another impenetrable door/hatch is found. An obscure book is referenced. That creepy looking smoke-thingy appears. Scully yells "Mulder, there's no time!" Sawyer is punched, shot, stabbed, kicked, etc. Something is buried (bodies, bottles, etc). Vincent runs away. Someone confuses Scott with Steve. Closing: "Bad Robot!"
Originally Posted By velo I wouldn't even be able to remember the episode if I followed all those rules!! Funny, though!
Originally Posted By kmsandrbs Yeah ... after about 5 minutes! You could add Whenever you see a Dharma logo (and if you are watching on tape/dvd and you rewind to confirm, drnk twice!)
