Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty <looks around> Finally she gave up the laptop. I need to be quick. My mama has been scrap booking all day. She doesn't really like people to know this. <snicker> I try to annoy her by laying all over her papers, batting her cut outs and putting teeth marks in all her do-dads. She gets mad but I always get an ear rub or scratch or two out of it. ;> She made minestrone soup today, it's really good, oops did I say that. I was NOT on the stove today. Never, she'd kill me. Well, time to get back on my perch in front of the window. Not a lot of bird watching today we have thunder and lightening storms. Maybe I'll <stretch> go hunt bugs by the front door.
Originally Posted By Bootsy Hello fellow LP kitty! My mommy spends a lot of time on the computer, too. Finally, she's over on the couch reading so now I can play. Do you find it difficult to type on the lit... what's that??? oh, I thought I saw a bug. Anywayz... guess I should get back to what I do best... nap. Catch ya on the flip side sunii.
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Hey Bootsy. Good to see another kitty on here. I try reading LP once in the while since I see my mama kinda likes it. It was bookmarked so I just pawed it to death and finally it appeared. She doesn't know I can read. <rolling eyes> I mean how else does the air conditioning get monitored around here or mail separated? I hope more pets are able to come commisera....get to know each other here. I mean we all need a friend or two to vent too I mean our owners worship a MOUSE! A MOUSE? Can you believe that? The keyboard is so warm, I'm getting sleepy. I better scatter. <swishes loose hairs off screen with tail>
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty And don't be shy like our owners - show yourself... <a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=70739&id=756824667&l=1bdb93dcb5" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/album....db93dcb5</a>
Originally Posted By Madeleine I wish my mom would settle down on the couch so could I lay in her lap. I need a massage. Especially around my collar. Why do I have to wear a collar anyway? I'm a housecat! I never go outside. I did that once and you can bet I won't be doing it again. No sir. Not me. I like my chicken and gravy for breakfast and dinner. I looked but they don't serve that outside.
Originally Posted By LiloMariposa I don't think I'm a cat. Some of my best friends are cats, though. So hi kitties! I've heard I'm a dog. But, well....there are two cats here, and they're bigger than I am. Plus.....I wear clothes. Yes. I know. Clothes. Maybe I'm not a dog. Stitch here, the one with the clueless look on his face as a quickly type this before the laptop get used for taming the frontier or planting peas or whatever my owner does with this thing. He's a dog. He's bigger than the cats and he never wears clothes. The only good thing about the clothes is that it means I'm going out somewhere for a ride. The cats and Stitch? They have to stay home. Wait what was that. OHMYGODIT'SALIZARD!! I gotta go!
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Madeleine I remember when you went on your little adventure. EVERYBODY was upset. I remember my mama talking about it. Glad you made it back. I feel ya in the food department. I'm a bit of a Southern Belle with an attitude but I've been around a bit you know? Since my mama rescued me life has been pretty good. I got her wrapped, just roll over on my back and I pretty much ace anything I need. ;> Leeeeeeeellllloooooooooo! Girl! How you been? I know our mamas are thick, can't believe you got Stitch doing your typing. You are such a little diva, you go girl.
Originally Posted By Koda P Pantz Hi kitties! Hi! Hi smallish dog! SQUIRREL!! Oh sorry. Hey. Hey kitties & smallish doggy, can you help me to get back in the house? I just moved here a couple of weeks ago & it was great at first, but last week, my mommy put me outside to get derquainted with the other doggy here, Rocko. I haven't been back in the house since. Don't get me wrong, Rocko is a nice boy and all (despite being copedendant..er coperstandant..um, he likes me A LOT). Mommy says I'm out here because daddy gets mad when I piddle on the floor & that she promises to potty train me more gooder when she starts her new shift in a couple of weeks. Is that a good thing? Can you guys help?
Originally Posted By Tundra My mommy got mad at me this morning. I don't understand why she doesn't want me to get her up at 6am??? The sun is up. She picked me up and kicked me out of the room and closed the door. I didn't get breakfast until almost 8:30! Tomorrow I think I will try getting her up at 5:30.
Originally Posted By GlubGlub So this is where all you legged creatures hang out! I'm stuck in this bowl when my keeper (that's all I'm callin her, psha!) is around, and she seems to be hobbling around ALOT the last few days. She's finally left the laptop so I can flipflop out of the bowl and check my fishmail. Better hurry before she's back so I can puff up at her when she walks by...*teehee* she thinks I don't like her...we know who's in charge around here!
Originally Posted By Madeleine Okay. Okay. So I ate too much for dinner and barfed on the living room carpet. Why do we need to get our panties in a bunch over something like that? Excuse me. I'm going to go kick some litter around the bathroom floor.
Originally Posted By Minnie the kitty While my pet human is doing some work in the other room I thought I should stop by and say Hi too. I spend most of my day sleeping on the back of the couch in my house. I have a friend here named Nala. We have a love hate relationship. My pet human says it's kind of like a lot of people he knows on "LP". We used to fight a lot more than we do now. When we were younger, like 15 years ago, we couldn't be in the same room with each other without fighting. But now, as we get older I think we realize that without each other to talk to(well kind of just stare at) we'd be all alone except for those big people who share the place with us. So, even though we don't agree with everything that the other one meows, we agree to get along and at least be nice to each other. Anyway, it's getting late and I need to go yell at someone to feed me. Catch you all later! -Minnie
Originally Posted By Labuda Sorry to be a human intruding, but I just want to say how nice it is to see you all here... especially sunii & lilo
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Welcome y'all. Good to see more pets sneaking on in. Normally I wouldn't tolerate a dog, and I've been known to dip a paw in the fishy bowl but we all have a common bond here so fiddly-dee I'll be gracious. But no cockroaches! My oh my I will hunt them down and show no mercy, none. A cat on a hot tin roof ain't as mad as me when them critters try to creep into my home. Whew got a bit riled up there. Well it's late here in the East, my mama is snoring and talking in her sleep again. I try to ignore it and stay at the end of the bed but sometimes I go sit on her face to shut her the heck up. She thinks I'm just hungry or bored. What does she say? Oh yeah... Aye yi yi!
Originally Posted By Jasmine Jessica Dog Hi, guys. Well, life's been a little tough. For starters, I'm a miniature poodle, which automatically leads to teasing from the bigger dogs. I have a big sister, Ebony, but I'm the black one and she's grey, so people always call ME Ebony and HER Jasmine. Not only that, but my mother's crazy enough that she named me after TWO separate Disney characters, a Princess and a Rabbit or something? Plus, sometimes she goes out for 8 hours a day or even more! I just have to sit around on my beanbag or an armchair and sun myself until she gets home. It's pretty tough. Today when I heard about this thread for us LP pets I decided to sign up for these boards that Mum goes on about, but when I logged in it came up with her trip countdown still on the side of my page! It says there are 51 days left until my next Disneyland trip, but she's been to Disneyland 4 times now in the 7 years she's had me, and she's never once taken me along with her. I know the countdown is just a tease I'm glad I have somewhere I can share. Thanks, guys.
Originally Posted By dexterthegreat Quick stop in here. While my mom isn't looking. I'm a very handsome chihuahua. My sister chihuahua recently went over the rainbow bridge and now I have taken over as King of the Castle. I miss her a little, but LOVE being in total control over the humans here. Gotta go . . . be back soon! Dex
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Jessica I feel your pain sweetheart. In 54 days I'll be put into jail for 8 nights & 9 days. I know what that blue box with the holes in the side represents. Every time my mama pulls out her luggage I try to shed as much hair as possible inside and all over her clothes. A bit of South guilt for her leaving me and all. She tries to lure me into the box with catnip. I know we have to be there by 7pm most of her trips, so I drag out the process of getting me into the box till around 6:30pm. I wait till she's just at the point of tears and then I saunter in and lay down. I do just enough bellowing all the way to the Kitty Hotel aka jail cell as I can to make her miserable. She drops me off and then here's the secret she doesn't know. I kind of like it there. I get lots of attention, they give me a nice view by the window, I chat it up with the other cats. No time table, I can sleep all day or night, no one to entertain. However, I strongly object when that lady in the white coat comes in and tries to stick stuff in my ears, mouth and gracious all mighty one time my tush! I put up such a fight they have to call my mama and ask permission to give me a shot. ;> And, that feeeelllllllsssssss good once it hits.
Originally Posted By GlubGlub >>However, I strongly object when that lady in the white coat comes in and tries to stick stuff in my ears, mouth and gracious all mighty one time my tush!<< As if my eyes weren't googly enough I think they just bulged out a little more for ya on that one warrior kitty! They put what where! Who the! what the! I'm glad when my person's number counter thingee gets to 0 I just get a bunch of food dumped on my head and then left to run the house myself!
Originally Posted By Chuck Norris <in tiny voice> Pssst. Pssssssst. Hey. Can anyone here help me? I saw this thread last night when I was sitting on my mama's lap, and I really wanted to join in and meet some friends. But when I signed up, it said you have to be at least 13 years old, and I'm not. I'm not even 13 WEEKS old! I'm just a little baby hedgehog. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!! <huff! huffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuff!!!> Okay I feel better now. When I get scared I have to huff. I'm still very stressed out about that age thing, though. I'm gonna go run on my hedgie wheel. Yeah I know I know I'm a hedgehog named Chuck Norris. It's embarassing. My humans keep telling people I counted to infinity, twice. I can't count! And I don't even know what infinity is! <frantic pit pat of little hedgehog feet running endlessly on wheel>
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Well, hey there little guy. I am so glad you introduced yourself. For a minute I thought my mama left a scouring pad on the floor, I was about to bat you to kingdom come. Lil Chuckie, have no fear, remember you add 7 years to a pets life or some crazy tale like that humans try to make up. So we'll just tell the owners of LP that for hedgehogs each week represents 2 years. So with let me count my claws...one...two...three, boy howdy Lil Chuckie that makes you drinking age able! Don't go fighting that y'all. Don't get a wedgie over it hedgie. LOL I just kill myself.
