Originally Posted By JBStew If you have some news to tell and really want to tell it well... this thread can be for joys or whining Just make sure your words are rhyming!
Originally Posted By TomSawyer There once was a guy named Kar2oonMan, Who's ambition was to be a balloon man But when he rehearsed His balloons would all burst So now he's a banjo playing baboon man.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Roses are red, violets are blue I am coughing up a lung,and feel like poo.
Originally Posted By JBStew Poor Candice is sick that's very bad news I'm sorry she said She feels like Poos (Poohs?)
Originally Posted By DlandDug Miss Candice said with a sigh, "A rather sick girly am I." How she felt (what she said), Gave the rest of us dread... TMI, TMI, TMI!!!
Originally Posted By disneykrista Candice is sick, it sure gives her a kick, she wants us to do a trick, so let me pick.... lets give her a broom stick!
Originally Posted By MissCandice I don't want to cause a rift, but that is a horrible gift! If I may be brash, may I suggest you give me some cash?
Originally Posted By FerretAfros Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust, We now lay MissCandice in the earth's crust. But she dug her way out, with a dubloon, So, here it it, get well soon!
Originally Posted By Ursula Ring, ring goes the phone (I am here all alone) Be still my heart Tis my foley crew, thou art? They are sounding farts!
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Cold, cold, go away You match not this sunny day I have no choice You've ravaged my voice Aye, I sound like Carlotta
Originally Posted By Tantor You turn LPers loose, And they make like Dr.Seuss. I'll be back in flash For I must take out the trash.
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 Two hours have almost past, and Tantor has not yet returned. He certainly doesn't do trash duty fast, that is what I have learned.
Originally Posted By daredhead I used to play here long ago, before the toxic mold, you know. Since then, I have not been much fun and thought my silly days were done. But now I've got really good drugs and so I am back!!! (don't let BlacksheepUncle know!!)
Originally Posted By MissCandice My arms hurt, so does my back. I've strained them in my quest to pack. Boxes, boxes everywhere, my tendons I hope not to tear. What I need is a burly man with a moving van. Who will move all my stuff for me, while I enjoy some iced tea.
