LPs worst handyman.

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    Originally Posted By avromark

    In The spirit of <a href="http://www.discoverychannel.ca/worsthandyman/" target="_blank">http://www.discoverychannel.ca
    /worsthandyman/</a>

    Watching this show made me appreciate how even a humble guy like me can actually do stuff.

    Let's share LP's worst Handyman stories.
    Nominate a fellow LPer, and describe the work that may or may not have beend one.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    <<describe the work that may or may not have beend one.>>

    Umm... what is "beend" one? May I nominate the fine and distinguished "Avromark" in the category of "wordsmithery."

    :p
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    Now Chicky*D*, you know avro couldn't stop the cordless screwdriver after the "n" in "been".

    d;þ
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    The sticky keyboard comes from a 13 yr old who decided to drink from a 2l bottle in front of my computer :p That's my excuse and i'm sticking by it.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    sticky keyboard?

    must refrain...comment...family site...
     
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    Originally Posted By cmpaley

    >>sticky keyboard?

    must refrain...comment...family site...<<

    LOL!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    ^^^ You two are sick, sick people!
    lol
     
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    Originally Posted By JazzCat

    Byron! A nice Southern Christian boy with a mind like that...........

    good for you! ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    ^^^ lol!
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Hey, I gotta get muh kicks at work somehow Ma'am...*tips hat*...lol
     
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    Originally Posted By mickeymeg

    good grief ... this degraded quickly didnt it !? *shakes head in amazment* Boys are Yuchy
    =)
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Hey, boys will be boys, lol...
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    When I started off as an EMT I got a job in a very small town in northwest Missouri. The only place I could find to rent right off the bat was an older mobile home (believe me, I got out of there as soon as something else came up!).

    The mobile home was old enough that it had the trailer-style roof vents, the ones that you crank open and closed with a turn handle. The first time it rained I discovered the vent in the kitchen had a pretty bad leak. The next morning, I dropped by to see my landlord and told her about the leak. She sent her handyman over to take a look at it and to fix it.

    The handyman was a great guy, an old timer who was just about the friendliest guy you'd ever meet. But his handyman skills were a little... weak. I got an ambulance call and had to go, so I left him to work.

    When I came back, I went to look at the repair job. He had gotten one of those disposable tin baking pans and had caulked it into place upside down over the vent opening. I do have to admit it didn't leak.

    I went back a week or two later and replaced it with an actual vent.
     

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