Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Two blonde girls were working for the City of Chicago Streets and Sanitation department . One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill in the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved onto the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole , the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but i don't get it--why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well I suppose it probally looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But to-day the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795 Here is my favorite: A blond walks into a beauty parlor wearing headphones and says she wants to get her hair cut. The stylist leads her to a chair and says "I need you take off your headphones" The girl says, "I can't take them off or I will die". The stylist rolls his eyes and says "You will not die if you take off your headphones." The girl insists that she will and the argument goes on for a few minutes before the stylist says "Look! If you want your hair cut you will have to take off the headphones. You will not die and I need you take them off or I can't cut your hair." The girl finally agrees and the stylist goes to work. When he turns the chair around he finds that, sure enough, the girl is dead. He is absolutely shocked and can't figure out what had happened. He picks up the headphones and puts them on and hears "Breathe in, breath out. Breath in, breathe out."
Originally Posted By Tinkeroon THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AN sits DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE NEEDS TO MOVE BACK. TO ECONOMY CLASS SEATS. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAK HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"
Originally Posted By Ursula Two blondes are driving in Anaheim looking for Disneyland. They see a sign: Disneyland Left So, they turned around and went home.
Originally Posted By Liberty Belle I told my blonde friend at work that blondes aren't necessarily DUMB, just dumbER than us brunettes (which I don't actually believe, I just wanted to get a rise out of her!) She went and told our blonde boss. *sigh...*
