Mermaids do not exist-US Government

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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/no-mermaids-us-government-212628320.html;_ylt=A2KJ3CW2nvVPMHgAIhPQtDMD" target="_blank">http://news.yahoo.com/no-merma...IhPQtDMD</a>

    For some American's their issue is health care, or the economy or keeping us safe. But I think everyone's fears have been assauged, they're are no mermaids.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>The United States government has assured its citizens that, much like zombies, mermaids probably do not exist<<

    Probably! PROBABLY!
     
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    Originally Posted By DyGDisney

    Wow! I'm glad they cleared that up for me.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    >>For some American's their issue is health care ... they're are no mermaids.<<

    Now you're just messing with us.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Great! Now you'll tell me there isn't a Santa Claus or Easter Bunny!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Every year, NORAD, a government agency, tracks Santa. So no worries there, EdisYoda!
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    Zombie... mermaids...

    Zombie mermaids.

    Someone get me Joss Whedon on the phone. This is gold.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    I'll raise you Zombie Mermaids and add Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny team up to defeat the Zombe Mermaids.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriousConstance

    Liars!
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    They're coming to get you, Ariel.
     
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    Originally Posted By ecdc

    I'd laugh, but shows like Bigfoot Hunters are hits.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26

    That's for the DNR to decide.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    >>I'll raise you Zombie Mermaids and add Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny team up to defeat the Zombie Mermaids. <<

    Close.
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3OmoPtPp0I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...moPtPp0I</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt

    Aliens abducted my pet mermaid!!

    And for the record, I love Finding Bigfoot!! Bobo is nuts!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795

    From the article: "Conversely, the US government declaration offered no conclusive proof to deny the existence of mermaids."

    So there.
     
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    Originally Posted By DyGDisney

    I am happy to know this is how the Government spends our money.
     
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    Originally Posted By mawnck

    >>I am happy to know this is how the Government spends our money.<<

    Don't be a dunce.
     
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