Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Okay, listen up ducklin's! Ya all knows I ain't the type ta complain much. But taday things is dif'rent! Taday me an' my two looney sisters went ta the Tragic Kingdom ta do some frog huntin-- ORDDU: Speak for yourself, dear. Orwen and I aren't into frogs like you are-- ORGOCH: Don't interrupt er maybe a house can be made ta fall on yerself, too! Anyways, it was a hot day--hotter 'n HADES!! An' at one point we goes ta find rockin' chairs on the front porch over there at Epose Yerself Hall--only ta find out they ain't there no more! ORDDU: Yes, and we inquired as to where the former rocking chairs had been taken. One male cast member replied to us, "Oh, yes, the rocking chairs! They had to be removed. Someone got hurt on them recently." ORWEN: To which a certain nasty old biddy looked like she was about to have a cow and go off on the poor man. I told her not to hex the messenger. After all, it wasn't his fault. ORDDU: Of course I did politely point out that if Disney management did away with everything that was potentially dangerous at the park, they'd have to close the entire thing down. ORWEN: He agreed with us but said it was out of his control. ORGOCH: Yeah, well I'd like ta know how they'd feel if'n I was outta control!! I want those rockin' chairs BACK! An' I want 'em back NOW! ORWEN: At least they still have benches on the front porch where guests can sit down. But they're back against the outter wall and windows. You can move them. ORGOCH: An' ya sure as #$%^ cain't ROCK 'em!! So where's 3 tired old hags s'posed ta rock their butts off NOW?! ORWEN: (sigh) I wish I knew. I guess the 3 of us will have to find a new place to rest our cauldrons on those hot days when things are simmering to the point of boiling over. ORGOCH: I just wanna' know who ta blame fer this, that's what? Who's the dang turkey I gotta hex fer this?!?! Any a you ducklin's out there know???
Originally Posted By DlandDug Man, oh man. They took away the ROCKING CHAIRS? Lawyers make everything worse. Witches, just hex away. Hex the lawyers, for starters.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Maybe Orwen's broom rocks but mine is slick like a arrow shot from Robin Hood's bow! Now who is it I gotta hex?
Originally Posted By FerretAfros I guess there's a reason that the chair and bench on the porch on DL's Main Street are bolted to the floor...
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: Very well put, FerretAfros, duckling. Don't let them take those away, now!
Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt "Witches, just hex away. Hex the lawyers, for starters." The lawyers or the litigious people who visit the park?
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: What's that, Doc? They got religious folks at the parks that's behind them missin' rockin' chairs? ORDDU: No, dear, he said 'litigious' people--not religious people. ORGOCH: Well, either way they don't sound like they's up ta any good!
Originally Posted By PotNoodle I got a giggle out of "Espose Yerself Hall." It was probably someone not watching their kids and a finger or hand got caught underneath.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Yeah, I got some giggles just watchin' folks expose 'emselves at Expose Yerself Hall, PotNoodle, ducklin'. That's one a the reasons them rockin' chairs turned out ta be the best rides in the whole dang park. Ya could people watch in them things better 'n most any place in Town Square! ORDDU: I have to confess that your name gives me a giggle, PotNoodle, duckling. What a dear little gosling you must be!
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I assume that you are referring to the removal of rocking chairs. Practically the very first vessel we a treated too shortly after our birth. I might suggest that you be a little more specific since paranoia has been running pretty high here as of late. Unless, of course, you are talking about me and then I am leaving LP forever or later this afternoon, whichever comes first.
Originally Posted By EPCOT Explorer Wait, by forever, do you mean a week, and then you'll start posting again?
Originally Posted By disney pete I really am starting to despise the health n safety politically correct world we live in.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost ^^^If enough of us would recognize this and start to be vocal it could be brought down to a common sense level. Until we do it will continue.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: I can't help wondering, too, if the removal of the rocking chairs has anything to do with the fact that Mickey Mouse and the Princesses have a meet and greet inside Exposition Hall, now, which means there is more traffic on the front porch of the building, which concerned the lawyers and made them decide that rocking chairs were cluttering up the passageways in a manner they never used to. ORWEN: The day we were there it wasn't busy at all--just hot! ORDDU: But I could see Disney management thinking that more guest flow coming in and out to see the characters would mean a higher potential for the rocking chairs to get in the way. ORGOCH: Always gotta defend the wrong guys, don'tcha, tramp?!?! ORDDU: I'm not defending anyone, dear, I'm merely trying to understand the way the powers that be are thinking. ORGOCH: Don't waste yer time. Ya gotta have BRAINS ta think an' those goomers went an' proved they ain't got any a those a long time ago!!!
Originally Posted By PotNoodle ^^^ You witches make me smile. I really need a laugh right now. Thanks.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: You sweet thing. If you're having a difficult time with anything personal please feel free to vent over in the Community Section. We'll be glad to meet up with you over there, too! ORWEN: Hugs! ORGOCH: Yeah--what she just said!
