Okay, so Tom and Katie are now expecting...

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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    Interesting... Is it an immaculate conception or did he have some miracle surgery to correct his widely-reported sterility problem?

    Or do we care? ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    I don't know how she could possibly be pregnant. They're not even married yet, are they?

    ;-)

    << Is it an immaculate conception or did he have some miracle surgery to correct his widely-reported sterility problem?>>

    Behold the power of Katie! I think she could probably resolve just about any problem a guy had in that area of his body.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    I say it's Artificial Insemination, and only they know who the donor is.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    My guess: David Crosby.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    So, Tom is a lesbian Rock n'Roller in disguise. ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    *LMAO* And to think I had second thoughts about posting this!

    You guys crack me up!! :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA

    I give them 3 years -- then they'll divorce....

    Signed Cynical Jim in Merced, CA
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I'm more interested in finding out which comic book character the baby will be named after.
     
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    Originally Posted By SJHYM

    I gather Tom has some interesting sexual peculiarities. Didnt his first wife Mimi Rogers do an rather unflattering interview with a magazine (Playboy?) that touched on that.

    I always assumed that he was either sterile or asexual since he and Nicole adopted.

    It would be one of lifes ironies to be goodlooking and rich and a star and be unable to perform in other areas. I think its one of the ways that God shows his love for us ugly people
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Yuck.
     
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    Originally Posted By trailsend

    Well, after the baby is born, I certainly hope Katie doesn't have Post Partum Depression.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Brooke Shields must have her voodoo doll out and smiling evilaliciously - yes this is my own word! ;>
     
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    Originally Posted By velo

    Of that, I had no doubt! It's a good one too, by the way!
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    So, this is the love child of a sterile man and a woman who was remaining a virgin until she was married.

    Interesting stuff!
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    Actually I think Tom is an alien and has placed his larvae into Katie. ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I used to think Katie was a cute girl but when I think of her now, I just think "herpes".
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<Actually I think Tom is an alien and has placed his larvae into Katie.>>

    I think he probably did too. But isn’t larvae kind of a funny name for a guy's wee-wee?
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    ^^^ But for his species it's larvae.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>Well, after the baby is born, I certainly hope Katie doesn't have Post Partum Depression.<<

    LOL, trailsend!
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    >>I think he probably did too. But isn’t larvae kind of a funny name for a guy's wee-wee?<<

    *snorts* Well done, Road Trip!
     

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