Originally Posted By Shooba This one cracked me up: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50909" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/conten t/node/50909</a> Orlando, Florida, home to Walt Disney World, is on track in 2006 to have the most murders in 24 years. What do you think? Sydney Freck, Yoga Instructor: "And that's not counting the murders families commit on the road trip there." Molly Green, Coat-Check Girl: "Disney will have no trouble turning this tale of slaughter and moral decay into a positive. Didn't you see Pocahontas?" Paul Goldstein, Fashion Designer: "That's not a huge surprise. Have you seen Epcot lately? That place has really gone to hell since adding Rwanda to the World Showcase."
