Originally Posted By friendofdd 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you????†5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list 20. You have a party and the neighbors do not even realize it.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter ROFL! Oh, dear. Too many of these already apply to me, and I'm not even fifty yet.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first ---------------------------------------- Especially that one.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains My husband who is still in a very active rock band will be 50 in less than 2 weeks... I think I will email him a copy of this to his work on his birthday!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter The fact that you're young enough to have a mum who's in her fifties is about to make *me* call you a word you can't repeat here--lol!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter 'Tis alright. You're a sweet girl, so I guess I can overlook you rubbing my (wrinkled) face in your youthful spriteliness just this once.
