Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt So one night sweet ol' lady Mildred is finishing her prayers & God comes to her. "Dear sweet Mildred, you have been such a giving, wonderful person your whole life I have a surprise for you", God says. "Yes God, what is it", replied Mildred. "You are going to live to 120 years old" answers God. So good ol' Mildred takes all her money & goes to see the plastic surgeon. She has THE WORKS. Face lift, tummy tuck, boob job, butt lift..EVERYTHING. As she leaving the hospital she get hit by a bus & is killed instantly!! Mildred gets to Heaven & say to God, "I thought you said I would live to 120 years old?". Gods reply.. "Sorry Mildred, I didn't recognize you"!!
