Originally Posted By DAR <<JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl Thursday morning at a south Mississippi hospital, according to a friend of the Spears family. The friend, who asked not to be identified because the family had not yet announced the baby's birth, told The Associated Press that the baby was named Maddie Briann and weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces. The 17-year-old Jamie Lynn was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101," a sitcom about prep school friends, and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss. The couple is not married but announced an engagement several months ago.>> I know the baby's name is Maddie but with that family it won't be long before they start calling her Tater. Oh and the father is a pipe layer, yes he is yes he is.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Hey pipe layers make a good honest living. Wannabe white rappers....not so much.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<DAR: Yeah you know one of those Southern nicknames like Mullett or NASCAR.>> And Epcot...Waffle House...x-Bob (Jim-Bob, Billy-Bob, etc)
Originally Posted By wonderingalice Artist: The New Main Street Singers Song: Potato's In The Paddy Wagon Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there, Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair. One night mama went to fetch us up a sweet potato, fell down the cellar stairs, Stork dropped in while she was on the floor, so my sister was born down there. Daddy says this'n will be nothin' but a misery, never will be worth a damn, But mama just loved her little sweet potato baby, with a face like a parboiled yam. Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there, Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair. Potato grew up to be as pretty as a peach, in her calico and honey yellow curls, Went to the apple cider ball at the armory with all the other ripe and ready girls. Sheriff Dan Pike, picked Potato for the polka, but she spurned him with a fiddle de-dee, And before she could turn around and find another partner, Sheriff took her into custody. Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there, Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair. Mama'n' daddy put together quite a little posse countin’ me and Jack and cousin Will, We all hopped into the old Chevy pickup and we caught ‘em at the top of the hill, Daddy took his Remington and shot away the lock, for to set his little darlin’ free, But Potato said, “Daddy, shut the gol-dern door, Sheriff wants to marry me!†Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, guess we better leave her there, Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it’s more than fair, Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, guess we better leave her there, Let’s go boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it’s more than fair, Mama says it’s more than fair Mama says it’s more... than fair! Gotta love "A Mighty Wind"!!
