Originally Posted By EdisYoda Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Just wondering...
Originally Posted By chickendumpling LOL! I love this kinda stuff! Thanks for posting this. I can always use a smile.
Originally Posted By markedward <Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?> No. I have read somewhere that only living people count for carpool lanes. Dead people, either physically present or haunting the vehicle do not count. <Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?> Yes. They are the same tune. It is often associated with Mozart, but the tune existed before him. <If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?> Often peanut oil, which some people are beginning to suspect is partly to blame in the explosion of peanut allergies over the last decade or two. <If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?> Most coyote's would be perfectly happy with that solution. I believe Wiley Coyote must have a strong predator impulse. Of the T-Rex in JURRASIC PARK: "It's a predator. It doesn't want to be fed. It wants to hunt." <Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?> Please notice that to "put your two cents in" refers to oneself. "Then I put in my two cents worth". "A penny for your thoughts" is always addressed to another person. It seems to me there is an assumption that one's one thoughts (two cents) are worth twice as much as other people's (penny). <Why does a round pizza come in a square box?> To better fit in the portable pizza oven. <Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?> No, you are issued a white gown, wings and a halo. This is shown in a large number of no doubt completely accurate television programs. <Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.> The same reason they tell you to come 15 minutes before your appointment even though they know you'll be seen an hour after your appointment time, because they want to do anything they can to make you wait. Especially if you're wearing next to nothing in a 60 degree room. <If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?> Because he was smart. Ginger would never have given him the time of day anywhere but on a desert island. <Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!> I've seen Pluto dancing at DCA. He is on two legs. As for why Goofy stands erect ... <Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?> Just one of those little ways to let the one you love know that he really screwed up this time, and, no, you're not "over it". Just my two cents worth. The opinions expressed ... etc. etc.
Originally Posted By Disneymom443 You know these questions just make you say hum... Like: "kill a few people, and you are a muderer, kill a few hundred and you are a conquer. Go figure"...(quote from the movie Cliff Hanger- John Lithgow) or how ever you spell it.
Originally Posted By markedward Why does a shipment go in a (freight)car, and cargo goes in a ship? Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Originally Posted By LVCajun <<Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?> No. I have read somewhere that only living people count for carpool lanes. Dead people, either physically present or haunting the vehicle do not count.>> SO I guess my schizophrenia won't get me a lane pass either???
