Originally Posted By EdisYoda Quotable Quotes, authors unknown........ 1. "Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now in search of a good fantasy." 2. "If you're busy looking for what's not there, you'll miss what is there." 3. "There are those that can, and those that can't. And you know.......they're both right." 4. "Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like You've never been hurt before." 5. "Life is too short, misbehave daily." 6. "They give twice who give from the heart." 7. "Life is what you make it, a bowl of cherries or a pile of manure." 8. "Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped." 9. "Life is not a dress rehearsal." 10. "Live and be stupid." 11. "What you do, and don't do, make you who you are." 12. "Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color of lip gloss on. They just have no shame." 13. "Are the people you try to impress the same people you'd want in your house when you're not there." 14. "Why can't we be lovers? At least for tonight." 15. "In the end, all that matters is the love you gave and recieved." 16. "When life deals you a lemon, beat it to a pulp !!! " 17. "This is the only country in the world that has a leader with a fecal impaction between his ears." 18. "Take on the situation but not the torment. Now you know its not as bad as it seems." 19. "The goodness you give out will always return to you." 20. "Its only work if you're not enjoying what you're doing."
Originally Posted By Disneymom443 Where do you come up with these? I love reading these EdisYoda thanks. And my two cents.. I think I put it in your questions topic, sorry.
Originally Posted By tiggerdis_ Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. That's very humbling I think.
