Originally Posted By alexbook Here are some rejected ideas for children's books: "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce" "Goodnight, Reverend Moon" "Are You There, God? It's Me, Bertrand Russell" "You're a Dead Man, Charlie Brown" "Green Eggs and Ham and the Resultant Long Convalescence" "Accidents Happen! The Story of You" "Where the Girls Gone Wild Are" "The Little Engine That Clearly Couldn't but Got One of Those Participation Trophies Anyway" "Captain No Underpants" "Punch the Bunny" "Charlotte's Web of Credit Default Swaps" "Nobody Else Poops" "Little House on Stolen Land" "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning" "Mein Very First Kampf" "Curious George and the Very Sharp Knife" (No idea who came up with this. I'm reposting it from somebody who got it from somebody else, as is the way of things on this thing we call the Internets.)
Originally Posted By MomluvsDisney This list is hilarious..I especialy like the "Charlotte's Web of Credit Default Swaps" and teh "Where the Girls Gone Wild Are"
