Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 I was cleaning out a draw and came across my Mad Libs book. I figured it's about time we start up the Mad Libs thread again.....so here we go! NOUN BODY PART PLURAL NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" ADVERB BODY PART VERB ADJECTIVE NOUN PLURAL NOUN NOUN NOUN
Originally Posted By tapdancemom NOUN - gorilla BODY PART - toe PLURAL NOUN - ducks NOUN - rollerblades PLURAL NOUN - donuts PLURAL NOUN - olives PLURAL NOUN - wigs PLURAL NOUN - bras VERB ENDING IN "ING" - kicking ADVERB - blonde BODY PART - elbow VERB - attack ADJECTIVE - tired NOUN - wine glass PLURAL NOUN - jump ropes NOUN - puppy NOUN - churro
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 tapdancemom's Cell Phone Rant No matter where you are these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular GORILLA attached to his or her TOE. Even young DUCKS have ROLLERBLADES phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst DONUTS in people. Most cell phone users talk with raised OLIVES in restaurants, museums, WIGS, and even in women's and men's BRAS. Cell phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are KICKING their cars. This can be BLONDE dangerous, especially when they take their ELBOW off the road as they ATTACK. Pedestrian phoners are also a TIRED hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red WINE GLASS and step in front of oncoming JUMP ROPES causing all kinds of PUPPY accidents and CHURRO pile-ups. LOL! Good one!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 LPER VERB ENDING IN "ING" BODY PART ANIMAL SAME BODY PART NUMBER PLURAL NOUN NOUN VERB (PAST TENSE) FOOD LIQUID ADJECTIVE COLOR NOUN PLURAL NOUN NUMBER COLOR PLURAL NOUN NOUN
Originally Posted By LacyBelle LPER - TapDanceMom VERB ENDING IN "ING" - watching BODY PART - arm ANIMAL - rabbit SAME BODY PART - arm NUMBER - 7 PLURAL NOUN - pears NOUN - clock VERB (PAST TENSE)- sat FOOD - popcorn LIQUID - motor oil ADJECTIVE - pretty COLOR - purple NOUN - ruler PLURAL NOUN - skateboards NUMBER - 4 COLOR - fuschia PLURAL NOUN - cars NOUN - cellphone
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 LacyBelle's Specialty of the House Here is chef TAPDANCEMOM's award WATCHING recipe for roast ARM of RABBIT. Choose a ARM weighing about 7 PEARS. Remove excess CLOCK. Add 5 cloves of garlic, peeled and SAT. Season with 2 tablespoons of chopped POPCORN. Add a tablespoon of MOTOR OIL. Sprinkle with a touch of PRETTY salt. Add a pinch of ground PURPLE RULER. Cook at 350 SKATEBOARDS for 4 minutes. Remove from the oven when the skin is FUSCHIA. Serve with mashed CARS and a CELLPHONE.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 NUMBER PLURAL NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE NOUN VERB (PAST TENSE) VERB NOUN BODY PART NOUN NOUN NOUN WEIRD SOUND NOUN ADJECTIVE
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom NUMBER - 7 PLURAL NOUN - Lizards NOUN - Snake ADJECTIVE - Creepy NOUN - Camera VERB (PAST TENSE) - Slept VERB - Climb NOUN - Tree BODY PART - Nose NOUN - Fan NOUN - Picture NOUN - Computer WEIRD SOUND - eeeek NOUN - soft drink ADJECTIVE - cold
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Deogges Mom's Mom's Message Hi, it's you mother. Where are you? I've left over 7 LIZARDS on your answering SNAKE. Maybe you forgot to turn the CREEPY ringer on. You're coming for CAMERA tonight, aren't you? You certainly could use a home-SLEPT meal. I'll call you later..... Hello, it's me again. I'm at the doctor. Don't CLIMB, I am fine. I was in the market and I slipped on a TREE peel. The doctor said I sprained my NOSE. I may have to wear a brace on the FAN or use crutches. But don't worry honey. I'll call back..... Hello? Good you are finally answering. What? I can't spak any louder. I'm seeing a PICTURE at the theater. Shakespear's "Midsummer Night's COMPUTER". EEEEEEK! I'm going to have to lower my SOFT DRINK; the actors are giving me COLD looks. I'll call you back.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN NOUN BODY PART NOUN ADJECTIVE AN ANIMAL ADJECTIVE NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" NOUN ADJECTIVE NOUN BODY PART (PLURAL) VERB ADJECTIVE BODY PART
Originally Posted By u k fan ADJECTIVE - Shiny PLURAL NOUN - Shirts NOUN - Leash BODY PART - Neck NOUN - Newspaper ADJECTIVE - Washable AN ANIMAL - Shrimp ADJECTIVE - Hot NOUN - Window VERB ENDING IN "ING" - Singing NOUN - Chair ADJECTIVE - Playfully NOUN - Sock BODY PART (PLURAL) - Teeth VERB - Run ADJECTIVE - Fluffy BODY PART - Knee There you go!!!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 u k fan's E-mail From An Insomniac Fellow insomniacs, I have some SHINY news to share with you! Last night for the first time in many SHIRTS, I slept through the entire LEASH. The minute my NECK hit the NEWSPAPER I fell into a WASHABLE sleep. Here are some tips on how you can do it too: 1. Don't take SHRIMP naps. They will keep you HOT at night. 2. Don't eat a heavy WINDOW before SINGING to bed. 3. Take a hot CHAIR or a PLAYFULLY shower before hitting the SOCK. It will relax all your TEETH. 4. And most importantly, make sure you RUN in a comfortable bed that offers FLUFFY support for your KNEE. LOL
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 ADJECTIVE LPER (FEMALE) NOUN SAME LPER NOUN NOUN ADVERB VERB ENDING IN "ING" NOUN NUMBER VERB AN EVENT NOUN VERB (PAST TENSE) NOUN LPER (MALE) PLURAL NOUN
Originally Posted By MissCandice ADJECTIVE-twisted LPER (FEMALE)-Mele NOUN- football SAME LPER=Mele NOUN-thong NOUN=whisker ADVERB-happily VERB ENDING IN "ING"-barfing NOUN-mushroom NUMBER-57 VERB-reading AN EVENT-Superbowl NOUN-pez dispenser VERB (PAST TENSE)-dreamed NOUN=pirate LPER (MALE)-avromark PLURAL NOUN-nuns
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 MissCandice's Appointment (To be perfomed by two TWISTED actors) Receptionist: Good Morning, MELE's Beauty and FOOTBALL Salon. MISSCANDICE: I'd like to make an appointment with MELE to have my THONG colored and WHISKER dried. Receptionist: Oh, I'm HAPPILY sorry. She isn't in today. She had a BARFING accident and broke her MUSHROOM in 57 places. MISSCANDICE: Oh my. that's terrible, who can READING me? I'm going to my daughter's SUPERBOWL tonight. I can't possibly go without having my PEZ DISPENSER styled and my eyebrows DREAMED. And I have just discovered a broken PIRATE. Receptionist: Relax madam. AVROMARK is the answer to all your NUNS. ROFL! That was a good one.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 ANIMAL OCCUPATION (PLURAL) NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" BODY PART PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE ANOTHER BODY PART ANOTHER BODY PART ADJECTIVE ANIMAL ADJECTIVE ADVERB
Originally Posted By FerretAfros ANIMAL-Octopus OCCUPATION (PLURAL)-Tap Dancers NOUN-Bush NOUN-Can NOUN-Canoe VERB ENDING IN "ING"-Frolicing BODY PART-Ear Lobe PLURAL NOUN-Umbrellas ADJECTIVE-Furry ANOTHER BODY PART-Knuckle ANOTHER BODY PART-Shin ADJECTIVE-Strong ANIMAL-Emu ADJECTIVE-Fast ADVERB-Seldom
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 FerretAfros's It's Magic Ever since I was knee-high to an OCTOPUS, I have loved watching TAP DANCERS perform their BUSH tricks. If you've never seen a magician pull a CAN out of a CANOE or catch a FROLICING bullet in his EAR LOBE, you've missed many of life's greatest UMBRELLAS. When I was seventeen, I gave FURRY thought to becoming a slight-of-KNUCKLE expert. I was desperate to prove the SHIN is quicker than the eye. Unfortunately, I didn't have the STRONG skills to do that. Today I satisfy my craving for magic by going to Las Vegas and watching Siegried & Roy make a live EMU disappear into FAST air, and the casinos make my money disappear just as SELDOM.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 LPER NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN BODY PART NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN NON ADVERB
