Seen any funny /interesting bumper stickers?

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    Originally Posted By DyGDisney

    I saw one yesterday that read:
    "Froodo failed, Bush has the ring"
     
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    Originally Posted By -em

    I am a pirate and this is my ship
     
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    Originally Posted By tiggerdis_

    Warning this vehicle is protected by a man with a sword.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Beware of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
     
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    Originally Posted By jasmine7

    I've got a couple of bumper stickers that always seem to get a lot of looks.

    I poke badgers with spoons.

    Ninja monkeys are meeting right now, plotting my demise.
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    Support the right to arm bears.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    "Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa"
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Mhy husband had this one on our long gone VW bus:

    "Pardon me, but my karma just ran over your dogma."
     
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    Originally Posted By peeaanuut

    <<Ninja monkeys are meeting right now, plotting my demise.>>

    I like that one


    1 of mine says

    Killer coding ninja monkeys DO exist.

    and the other says

    Guns dont kill people.
    Kids who play videogames kill people.

    On my old tuck I had one that said

    There's no place like 127.0.0.1
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    I like the one that says, "I'm not in your hurry, I left on time"
     
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    Originally Posted By Fe Maiden

    ^^^ I like that one.

    Here's one I my wife and I saw years ago: "Spoons are made for stirring." Still haven't figured it out.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk

    My all time favorite:
    "Well, today was a total waste of make-up!"
    I like the pirate one. Wonder where I could get it?
     
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    Originally Posted By DisneyChica

    I had one on my old Isuzu that said "Earl's in the trunk"

    Nessa's got it on her car too
     
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    Originally Posted By Mary Poppins

    Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life forms here.
     
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    Originally Posted By Mary Poppins

    If you can read this message, you are too close.
     
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    Originally Posted By peeaanuut

    <<I had one on my old Isuzu that said "Earl's in the trunk"

    Nessa's got it on her car too>>

    Note: dont eat your black eyed peas.
     
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    Originally Posted By DyGDisney

    My cousin's husband has one that says:
    "One by one the penguins steal my sanity"
     
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    Originally Posted By JBStew

    My daughter has a tee shirt that says "While you are reading this I have temporary control over your mind."
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    >>My cousin's husband has one that says:
    "One by one the penguins steal my sanity"<<

    I don't know why, but this one cracks me up!
     
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    Originally Posted By 918-4disney

    For Mother's Day my Granddaughter gave me a license plate holder that said "WHO'S YOUR GRAMMY" Then because she thought I was soooooo old she tried to explain to me that it was like "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" From the mouths of babies. I am sure her mother put her up to it.
     
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