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    Originally Posted By chickapin

    A local columnist wrote this for a Salt Lake paper--good for a giggle.

    <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/homeandfamily/ci_3596329" target="_blank">http://www.sltrib.com/homeandf
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    Originally Posted By wahooskipper

    Good stuff. And, right on the money.
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneymom443

    Now that was funny.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>Strollers today need turn signals, back-up beepers, rearview mirrors, air bags, gross weight restrictions, safety inspections, no-fault insurance and mandatory operator testing.<<

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    That was funny. We made it completely through my son's stroller years with a $9.99 Target Umbrella Model. We got the mega stroller at the Baby Shower and it became permanently stored under the crib as son as my son was able to sit up on his own.
     
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    Originally Posted By Travaria

    My sister is the type who needs the mega-stroller, mostly because she always seems to be hauling around...well...everything. But when we go to Disneyland it's the $10 Target stroller because it's easier to maneuver, is less in the way...and can be easily folded up for trip on the train or monorail. Plus...it's only 10 dollars so if someonelse walks off with it...eh, no big deal.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    Double and triple-wides should be outlawed. It's simple, really... Make it illegal to have two kids of stroller age. No second (or third, etc.,) until the first (or second, etc.,) is self-mobile and potty trained (for good measure.)

    Hee hee hee hee...

    Yeah, yeah... That's real EASY for a non-mom to say, right? ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<It's simple, really... Make it illegal to have two kids of stroller age. No second (or third, etc.,) until the first (or second, etc.,) is self-mobile and potty trained (for good measure.)>>

    It really is the common sense thing to do. We waited 7 years between kids. Why have two full-time daycare bills if you can avoid it? The stroller thing is just an added benefit.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    ^^That's the way I would have done it, RT... especially since I would have been a working mom. :)

    My brother and I were four-and-a-half years apart and my mom was a stay-at-home (as were most moms in the '50s and '60s). I can't imagine any woman - working or not - wanting the 'frazzle' that goes with having two or more babies/toddlers. Heaven help 'em!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kala

    HOV lane at Disney now I LIKE that idea! :)
     
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    Originally Posted By LVBelle

    Hee hee. All I could think last week when I was trying to navigate Fantasyland was that that could be ME next year! :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Hilarious article! Thanks for posting the link.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    <<It's simple, really... Make it illegal to have two kids of stroller age. No second (or third, etc.,) until the first (or second, etc.,) is self-mobile and potty trained (for good measure.)>>


    HOLD ON THERE HOSS!

    I have FOUR stroller aged kids! We push our personal tandem double, and rent a side by side double park stroller.

    I don't know WHAT I will do when the next baby arrives in May!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    LOL!! Gotta love ya, DVC_dad---welcome back! :-D
     
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    Originally Posted By Dave

    >>>I don't know WHAT I will do when the next baby arrives in May!!! <<<<

    <a href="http://www.hotelfun4kids.com/hotelproducts/strollers.htm#MULTI" target="_blank">http://www.hotelfun4kids.com/h
    otelproducts/strollers.htm#MULTI</a>

    You could even have a couple more kids in you get a stroller from this page.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    Good Lord! LOL!

    Babies not included!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    They had one of those giant 6 or 8-seater strollers at my kids' preschool/Mother's Day Out program (many years ago--*sigh*). I always got a kick out of seeing a boatload of toddlers going out for a ride in it. . . the kids always looked like they were having the best time!
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    OH MY GOD !!!

    Thanks for the WB Tall! Good to be back! Check my trip report if you wanna be bored to tears.

    I am gonna get me one of those strollers for real! Just think of the looks I'd get in public.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    But what if you were say, going down a large'ish hill, and well you didn't anticipate the weight of 8 kids, and... and... well, is there a safety device on it?

    (hey Pixie Glitter, long time no see!)
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    I'm gonna get me one of them 6 seaters and put 5 kids in it and stack the 6th seat up with all kinds of GEAR and take that thing into the MK! I am gonna paint "Peter Pan or Bust" on the sides!
     

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