The 2007 SNACKIE Awards

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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    It's back!

    Popcorn? Churros? Turkey Legs? Dole Whips? Or what else?

    It's time for the 2007 Laughing Place eater's choice awards! Make your case for the Disneyland snack that should be awarded the proud distinction of 2007 SNACKIE AWARD WINNER!!!

    The Rules:
    1. This is for LAUGHS (that's why they call it Laughing Place, remember.).

    2. Votes count, but creativity counts for more. Kind of like voting in Florida. Extra bonus points will be awarded for extra creative reasoning/stump speeches/mocking of other snacks.

    3. The winner will be announced on New Year's Day. The winning snack will wear the crown of 2007 SNACKIE Award winner for all of 2008.

    4. See rule #1. Points will be awarded by me. Why? Because I said so, and this is Play Pen. See rule #1. I am a fair judge, though I can be swayed with creative posts and humor. In the spirit of snacking, we'll call those "Brownie Points."

    5. Vote and post through December 31, 2007. At that point I'll carefully tally the votes. That gives you some insight to my dull social life, that on New Year's Eve my big plans include tallying the votes. This is why I don't join classmates.com. Oh, the shame...

    6. Void where prohibited by law.

    7. I will not let my personal bias go popcorn influence my tallying go popcorn so you should choose go popcorn any snack you like best go popcorn confident that fairness and fun go popcorn will prevail, just like popcorn, crisp, Disneyland popcorn. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

    8. Go popcorn.

    9. See rule #1 if rule #8 was offensive to you.

    10. Nothing to add here. But it looked odd having NINE rules, so this is rule 10. What kind of contest has NINE rules? Oh yeah, THIS kind of contest. Well, darn, too late now.


    And with that.... GO!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I hereby nominate Churros as the most deserving snack for the 2007 SNACKIE awards.

    Funny post to come later, as I have to get ready for work.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I would like to submit this photo though, about Kar2oonman's true feelings on snacks:

    <a href="http://misscandice.peeaanuut.com/" target="_blank">http://misscandice.peeaanuut.c
    om/</a>

    It's the picture on the bottom, labeled Kar2oonman.
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    You. Have got. To be kidding.

    2007 Snackies?

    In NOVEMBER?

    After the 2006 Snackie Awards didn't even happen???

    This is just so wrong on so many levels...
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    I hereby nominate DILL PICKLES.

    Dill pickles: good and good for you.

    A "dilly" of a snack, and the only choice of right thinking, health conscious seekers of snacking deliciousness in the Happiest Place on Earth.

    When voting, remember to pin that butterfly ballot to the crunchy, tasty, ever popular DILL PICKLE.
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    As far as churros go, far be it from me to say anything negative about those frozen reheated dough sticks rolled in granulated sugar, but (as they say), one picture is worth a thousand words:
    <a href="http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=4280268&a=31624256&p=70944913" target="_blank">http://albums.photo.epson.com/
    j/ViewPhoto?u=4280268&a=31624256&p=70944913</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    7 points to DILL PICKLES, specifically for the butterfly ballot reference. (Would have been 10 points, but the "dilly" pun cost you.)

    2 points to churros for the amazing likeness in that illustration.

    CURRENT SCORE:
    Dill Pickles: 7
    Churros: 2
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Upon further review, 3 points to DILL PICKLES for the photo showing a baby seal being clubbed by a churro. This is what I'm talkin' about, people.

    CURRENT SCORE:
    Dill Pickles: 10
    Churros: 2
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    Does anyone get points for the educational material presented in post #6? It should be pointed out that NO Dill Pickle funds were used in the production or promotion of the material, but if there are points to be awarded, Dill Pickles will cheerfully acknowledge that the Hearts and Minds Educational Outreach of the Democratic Republic of Free Snacking People (or the HMEODRFSP, as every school child knows it) is, in reality, nothing more than a thinly disguised front.

    Otherwise, we know NOTHING about it.
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    WOW!!!

    Psychic points!

    And we still have no idea where that photo came from.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>or the HMEODRFSP, as every school child knows it<<

    LOL! Okay, you get a point for that.

    Dill Pickles: 11
    Churros: 2
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip
    Dole Whip!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Dill Pickles: 11
    Churros: 2
    Dole Whip: 8
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Skewer all of you. I nominate the meat! Well the asparagus and bacon is delish too. So as a total package I nominate the beef, chicken and asparagus skewers as the snack of 2007!

    All sweetness and spice rolled or well in this case stuck on a stick together.

    Who can argue with a tasty food that comes with its own gigantic toothpick?
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    "Who can argue with..."

    Bear in mind, these ARE the Snackie Awards...
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    SKEWERS!
    SKEWERS!
    SKEWERS!
     
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    Originally Posted By mj9401

    Churros!!!!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>Bear in mind, these ARE the Snackie Awards...<<

    HA! That's worth 4 bonus points to DILL PICKLES.

    Lisann's nomination of Bengal Skewers is hereby registered, and gets 10 starter points. Creative use of a serving element as a hygenic device is worth an additional five points.

    Suzie Q and mj9401... you two can do better than THAT, surely. I'm holding your points in the stand-by area for the time being.

    Dill Pickles: 15
    Churros: 2
    Skewers: 15
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    <---Conducts the Royal Churroian Marching Band in a Medley of Disney music while spelling out the past winners of the Snackie Awards on the field. For it's finale, the Band plays the "When You Wish Upon a Star", followed by "The Mickey Mouse March" as they form an animated Mickey Mouse eating their choice of snack: The Most Holy Churros of Disneyland!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Impressive, large scale production number, EdisYoda!

    One point to churros.







    Naw, just messin' with ya!

    New score:

    Dill Pickles: 15
    Churros: 17
    Skewers: 15
     

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