Originally Posted By Ursula One fine day the Attack Banana and the Attack Boobie went to sail on a very tall ship with a very fine crew. One day, the Attack Banana said, "My these waters are blue. Whereforart we, Attack Boobie?" The Attack Boobie, being very good at direction unlike the Attack Banana, said very calmly, "We are in the Virgin Islands. See, we have water that is not grey-ish much like you do in your Southern Waters." And the Attack Banana giggled mercilessly because the Attack Boobie said "virgin." The End
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Just like Bananas. They NEVER ask for directions. <---giggling at the thought of Southern Waters while agreeing with the newly-minted imagineer from the Great White North.
Originally Posted By Ursula GET OUT OF MY THREAD! I have a Pixie Glitter and I'm not afraid to use her.
Originally Posted By Ursula One fine day the Attack Banana and the Attack Boobie were once again sailing the Seven Seas. "Why are the called the Seven Seas? I've counted at least twelve of them?" asks the Attack Banana, ever curiously. The Attack Boobie answered back, "You don't know how to count." The End
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh, joyous day! The Attack Banana is back. LP is looking better by the minute. *changes into her flannel jammies and sits at Ursula's feet* "Tell us another story, Auntie Banana, please, please, please!!"
Originally Posted By Ursula One fine day as the Attacks Banana and Boobie are out sailing, their husbands call and ask what are they doing. "What are you doing?" asks Mr. Attack Banana and Mr. Attack Boobie. "We are sailing the Seven Seas," says the Attacks Banana and Boobie. "We're having lots of fun." The Mr.'s decide they have very silly wives indeed but since they are both adored and well-pampered, they allow them to do what they want. The Attack Banana gets her feathers ruffled by the word "allowed" but decides to overlook this and replaces it with "inform of their intentions" instead. The Attacks Banana and Boobie smile at each other, for they know their true intentions. To Be Continued...
Originally Posted By Ursula One fine day the Attacks were out enjoying their sailing trip. "Are we ever going to tell our dear readers our true intentions," asks the Attack Boobie. "Yes," says the Attack Banana. "In due time." The End
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 One sunny day the Attacks had stopped in port to stock up on rum of course, mango flavored. "Boobie, why do we have no Banana flavored rum?" Attack Banana asked. "Because that would just be wrong on so many levels dear Banana" said Attack Boobie. The End.
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie The wind began to blow and blow. Banana and Boobie did not see the clouds begin to form until it was too late (probably due to the mango flavored rum). They were starting to get blown out to sea. "Whatever will we do?" Attack Banana shouted! To be continued...
