Originally Posted By knightnfrees Where else would you see Barbara Billingsly speak Jive! Comic Genius!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
Originally Posted By chickendumpling X marks the spot. Hoping someone gives a great Airplane quote starting with a Y....
Originally Posted By knightnfrees -You got a telegram from headquarters today. --- Headquarters--what is it? - Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now. (I have met the challenge! buahhahahah!)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Zipper, George would be SO proud! Way to win one for the Zipper!!!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Ah, well, it was George Zip not Zipper but you know what I mean.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees -Better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. --- A hospital--what is it? - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling ....enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Failed in coming up with an Airplane! quote that started with 'F.' Instead I'll just say, "Happy Monday, everyone!"
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Goodness, I don't remember when the Alpha Thread was vacant over a weekend before. I wonder if the maid came in and did some spring cleaning?
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Here's hoping when the maid is done in the Play Pen that she'll head over to my house for a little cleaning.
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Jumping for joy at the thought of someone else dealing with the cleaning.
