Originally Posted By Lady Starlight A priest, a minister and a guru sat disgussing the best postitions for prayer,while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "kneeling is deffinately the best way to pray," the priest said. "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands out-stretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the guru said. "the most effective prayer position is laying down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey,fellas," he inturrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hanging' upside down from a telephone pole."
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer I believe I might know that prayer, it goes something like, "OH, GOD!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!"
