The Death Test

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    Originally Posted By avromark

    <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/death" target="_blank">http://www.okcupid.com/death</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    According to our research, you'll be dead by: July 2064
    at age 85
    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% cancer
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    I get to be 81! And I'll die of a heart attack, too.

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds



    You have 16009.3 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 46% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    According to our research, you'll be dead by April 2054 at age 81

    YOU DIE: 81.0 years
    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.








    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% overdose
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    You have 17540.1 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 41% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Uh why am I outliving the ladies so far?
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Wow Labuda is half a dozen years older then I.
     
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    Originally Posted By DDMAN26


    Age 80 of cancer

    You have 17495.5 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 40% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By tink_26

    November 2055 @ age 80.7

    From a heart attack!

    At least it's not from drowning!:) Now I can go on that cruise!
     
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    Originally Posted By DyGDisney

    February 2051, of a heart attack. Approx. age -- 80.

    I see a trend here.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Americans are dying younger, and from heart attacks, Canadians older from cancer?
     
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    Originally Posted By MomofPrincess

    It says I'll be dead by 76 from a heart attack. Hard to believe, considering my very sick (her entire life) mother lived to be 78, even after smoking for 44 years (which I've never done).
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Second hand smoke is worst!
     
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    Originally Posted By MomofPrincess

    Thanks, you're a breath of fresh air. No pun intended. ROFL
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Did I mention i'm a non smoker?
     
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    Originally Posted By Deogges Mom

    June 2038 at age 75

    - probable cause -

    heart attack

    YOU DIE: 75.2 years

    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

    As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average woman.

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    You have 11748.9 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 57% of your life.
     
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    Originally Posted By idleHands

    You will outlive me, D Mom, by one year. And I will supposedly die from a heart attack as well.

    Personally, I'm betting on a MUNI bus.
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    81 of Cancer...Something to look forward to in the next 23 years.
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan

    June 2056
    at age 72


    - probable cause -


    heart attack
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan

    whats scary is that that deathclock.com pretty muched said the same thing!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Well serves you right for liking LEs Miserables, those french :p

    tabernacle!
     

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