The Fortune In Your Cookie

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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    It's always fun to get fortune cookies at the end of your meal. I really liked the fortune I got at lunch today:

    Adventure Awaits You!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    That's a good one, SuzieQ! Better than mine last week that said:

    "Great news! I just saved a ton of money by switching to new car insurance!"

    Stupid advertising. Can't escape it anywhere.
     
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    Originally Posted By BurtonsSeattleSally

    After eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant I opened the fortune cookie to read:

    "You like Chinese food"

    Brilliant....I still have it saved in my car.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    ^ LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    ...in between the sheets.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    I wondered who would be the first to add that. Figures it was you, ROFL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    My version is "...in bed." - but Lisa's is a nice variation on that!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    The last one I read said *Help! I'm a prisoner in a chinese bakery*.
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    Friday night my fortune read:
    "Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips"
    I saved it, I always seem to get the most "huh?" fortunes at the table :)
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    ^^^Huh? :p
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. Whatever could that mean?
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    "Pleasure is in store for you this evening."
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    You got short sheeted. LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    ^^^Good, that was good. lol
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    ***Your Fortune Is***


    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


    The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
    <a href="http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/" target="_blank">http://www.blogthings.com/fort
    unecookiegenerator/</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    ^^ Cute generator. I got....

    Your Fortune Is

    It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.


    Wise words.
     
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    Originally Posted By Deogges Mom

    ***Your Fortune Is***


    To make a long story short, don't tell it.
     
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    Why do people who do not agree with the gay agenda get deleted on LP?
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    I, uh, save fortunes. I have for years. Whenever I do not want to read the fortune at the table (such as when it hits too close to home), I go to a default fortune that tickled me years ago:

    You will be a guest at a party where strange customs will prevail.
     
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