Originally Posted By u k fan This just popped into my inbox so I thought I'd share it!!! The Man RulesÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x LOL!!!! Wow, it explains so much. And for the record, Chris Columbus was LOST! He thought he was in Asia! LOL
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo You forgot the golden man's rule - if a woman gives us love, lust, food and makes us feel good when sick, there are no rules and we will submit to virtually anything. I know in my family heirarchy of 1 woman, 2 kids and a dog, I think I come 5th, and I like it!
Originally Posted By Shiva >>if a woman gives us love, lust, food and makes us feel good when sick, there are no rules and we will submit to virtually anything.<< dwb, don't over complicate, we submit to virtually anything even without the above referenced conditions.
Originally Posted By SFH Do NOT think you can really ever change a man. If he did something before you got married, expect him to keep doing it after you get married. Uh, unless that something is other women. You CAN _assist_ a man to make positive changes in his life, but it has to be something HE really wanted to do to begin with. SFH
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight sooo what yer sayin is?? men are ok with a kiss, a box of chocolates and a naughty book? *runs to get her "SEARS" catalog.. wipes the chocolate smudges off the pages* WHAT?! I read the articles!
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>Ok, the first two in that list and then we are good!<< dwb, I'm a little older than you are, I'll take 1 and 3.
