Originally Posted By dshyates OMG, I saw the funniest thing on The Onion site. Go to the site and find (right now its on the front page, but if not just use the search box) "Sony Releases Stupid Piece of" I won't link it because of VERY foul language. But go to theonion.com
Originally Posted By alexbook Meanwhile, in the Entertainment section: >>Area Throat-Clearer To Go See Movie February 4, 2009 CARBONDALE, PA—Local throat-clearer Leon Pollack, 32, confirmed with reporters Tuesday that he planned to see the 6:15 p.m. showing of the World War II epic Defiance at the Regal Cinema 16 on East Main Street. "I'm really looking forward to this movie," Pollack said while drinking a large glass of whole milk. "And afterwards, I'm thinking I might—hurrrm…hurrrrrrrm! Excuse me. I'm thinking I might go to the reading room at the library for a couple of hours." After downloading a new "La Cucaracha" ring tone for his cell phone, Pollack went to pick up two of his friends, an 87-year-old woman who doesn't follow plotlines well and a colicky 2-month-old.<<
Originally Posted By FerretAfros That thing pretty much describes exactly how I feel whenever I want to change the channel. I know that I can do it, but is it really worth figuring the whole system out to find out who is going to be eliminated next from Rock of Love 48?
Originally Posted By avro_imagineer I prefer Apple's new laptop <a href="http://tinyurl.com/8x53o8" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/8x53o8</a>
Originally Posted By DAR Greatest Onion headline ever: T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game in Special Olympics.
