The Truth Hurts

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    Originally Posted By DAR

    I thought this was very funny and there's no malice intended by it:

    10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit

    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay.
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
    8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

    10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit

    1. Hickeys are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
    6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement. 9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person
    in your family.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

    10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit

    1. O.J. did do it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth shouldnt be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesnt know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

    What about that lady on Dr Phil a week or so ago that chewed up the dog's food for him and let him lick it off her mouth!!
     
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    Originally Posted By TXDISNEYNERD

    Eeeeewwwwww!
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    That's what I said!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By SmedThDestroyer

    Ok that's truely the grossest thing I ever heard!!
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    It was worse to see!!
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I'm fine with those first 10.

    And yes, OJ did it. Why is that so hard for people?
     

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