Originally Posted By friendofdd A dear LP friend sent these to me. Guess she wanted to groan at me rather than her. For those of you who love puns... 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead." 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how far you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. 6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 7. I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 8. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to see how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." 9. A chicken crossing the road, is poultry in motion. 10. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
